Posted on Wednesday, April 27th by wesbo
Cristina Zenato: Shark Mistress
This chick is such a badass she can exert control over sharks, the bullies of the sea, balancing them on her hand, juggling them, playing with them like they were a bunch of pussies or sea lions. When word gets out to the rest of the underwater community that sharks can be tamed like this their reputation is going to be sea mud. They’ll be a laughing fish stock, treated like a bunch of clown fish.


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19 Comments
April 27th, 2011
What a babe!
April 27th, 2011
Holy crap. Thats insane.
April 27th, 2011
I want her to have my shark babies!
April 27th, 2011
How the hell did she balance that shark?
April 27th, 2011
W-T-F-F!?
April 27th, 2011
She WILL be mine!
April 27th, 2011
Insanity!
April 28th, 2011
I’m in love!
April 28th, 2011
Good job they are ‘man’ eaters!
April 28th, 2011
I think i just came!?
April 29th, 2011
very cool :) love what happens at 3min
April 29th, 2011
its cool, but really not that impressive. she’s doing it with some pretty docile sharks.
lets see her try this with great whites or bull sharks.
April 30th, 2011
She made the shark jizzed 3:06
April 30th, 2011
they can smell her vagine
April 30th, 2011
its simple rly. its the chain mail gloves, take thoes off and ask her to try that again and she would losse fingers
May 1st, 2011
she does that with all sharks.. she makes all them sleep
May 6th, 2011
You go girl!
July 6th, 2011
It is just the “Cleaning Station reflex” at work.
All fish are lulled into a non-aggressive mood when touched like that coz it imitates the tickles of cleaner fish.
September 27th, 2011
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