Entries from November 2012

Friday, November 30th, 2012

Peep Show – Nancy & Jez

Poor Mark, all he wants is some peace and quiet in the mornings so he can get ready for work but instead, living with Jez, he gets reggae, erections and orgasms–which is no fun if you’re not involved. But then he did go knocking on his flatmate’s room, which is always dangerous when your flatmate’s [...]

Friday, November 30th, 2012

Misheard Song Lyrics

What is heard cannot be unheard! We all sing the wrong lyrics to songs every now and again, it has to be done. It’s much more fun to make up the lyrics than it is to sing the actual ones, as this compilation of misheard lyrics attests to. As Kurt Cobain once sang, “Here we [...]

Friday, November 30th, 2012

IMDB Top 250 in 2 1/2 Minutes

You’ve probably seen most of these movies and if you haven’t, then you should set about correcting that. All the faves are here from Star Wars to The Big Lebowski to Home Alone, all edited together in a convenient two and a half minutes for you to soak up. A lot of them are American [...]

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Waitress Hat Trick FAIL!

Important note: Always tip the waitress well when you come to this diner. Talk about dumb. Kicking a cap off someone’s head is always going to end in tears unless you have the martial art of a ninja, and this waitress certainly doesn’t have the skill of Bruce Lee. Instead she just ends up giving [...]

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends

If gay marriage isn’t legalized soon then the lesbians of the world will get fed up and steal all the straight men from all the straight women and that means they’ll be a lot of lonely, single women in the world. And if gay guys steal your boyfriends too, then it’ll be chaos, they’ll be [...]

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Facebook Law Meeting

That legal copy writing issue that all your friends have been posting on Facebook seems to have had an impact on Zuckerberg’s sales team, sending them into a bit of a panic. How the hell are they going to make their mega dollars now by selling other people’s photos! So thank God it’s all just [...]

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Jeremiah Harm Promo

All you need to know about this film is that it comes from the filmmakers behind Iron Sky (about Nazis on the moon) and the producers of Live Free or Die Hard (the new Die Hard movie). It’s based on a graphic novel about an intergalactic bounty hunter sent to Earth to hunt down a [...]

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Thursday Punchy Pics

Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

That’s A Man’s Corner

The ‘Isle of Man’ TT, a place where motor bike racers become kings amongst men, whizzing round the track as fast as lightning–if it wasn’t for the fact that you can’t go faster than the speed of light in the known universe, they’d probably be going so fast no one could even see them. This [...]

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

7th Heaven Marijuana Parody

“7th Heaven” was a 90s drama about a Protestant minister’s family, for those not in the know, and there was a celebrated episode where the reverend found a joint in the house. It was pretty hilarious anyway, but now it’s been made even better with the addition of the Inception music over the top. Epic.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

Proxy: A Slender Man Story

Prepare to shit your pants even though you think you’re impervious to being scared by anything. Because this will make you jump, but make sure you watch it at night with the lights turned down to get the full effect — don’t go watching it in the middle of the day with the TV blaring [...]

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012

Baby Sleep Spot FAIL!

You know what it’s like, you’re watching TV after a hard day watching a computer screen and you start to doze off. It’s something especially true of babies because they’re so lazy, so pity this poor bub as it struggles to find a sleep spot to rest its weary head–if only it wasn’t so useless.