I just KNEW money & sex went hand-in-hand! Those dirty Dragons from TV show Dragons’ Den always did look a bit frisky, sitting there like a bunch of inflated pervy ego-puppets expelling hot air and smugness every time they opened their mouths. Dribbling money down themselves and playing with their balls and the dreams of [...]

I was always wondering if they were going to do a sequel. After all once that ship sunk, then, erm, well yeah. Shit, how are they going to do a sequel. Oh, I see it’s 100 years later. Riiiight. Well let’s hope that while it’s out at sea it hits a flying mega sharktopus and [...]

The GaGa girl(?) finally blew a fuse and decided to try out some crowd-surfing at a music festival during the Semi Precious Weapons’ set at Lollapalooza. Nothing strange about that i hear you ask, except the singer jumped into the male audience whilst wearing very, VERY little – With hands all over her i’m guessing [...]

Along with the drinking and the smoking is the womanising, and boy do they know how. And if you want to know how to seduce a woman then you could do a lot worse than listening to the suave copy writers, creative directors and ad men of Madison Avenue. And their associates and friends. So, [...]

When two epic intellects met…they probably cured cancer and then got run over, when they went out for tacos, by a giant chicken who was crossing at the road……..or something. Anyway, that’s another story, this story is about two funny men meeting and making you laugh till you pee. Or pee till you laugh. Peelaugh.

Movie cliches, even those words are a cliche. Uh oh, did I just divide by cliches? Any minute now I’m going to get sucked into a black hole that will open in my computer keyboard, and then I’ll end up in a magical world whose queen has been kidnapped and it’s now being ruled by [...]

Like, OMG! You’ve got the night camera, you’ve got the Hollywood actress, you’ve got two dudes waiting to get it on. Everything here screams out sex tape, but there’s something missing from it. Something integral to the whole thing, something that could really tie it all together. You know? But I can’t, for the life [...]

So, you’re lying in bed, it’s a hot night, you want to just lie back with a sheet on and crash out for your hard day’s web surfing. But your better half wants you to spoon with her. Sounds dirty and interesting, but it isn’t. It’s just an affectionate way to snuggle at night. Be [...]

Who doesn’t want to play Peter Parker? Even Will Smith auditioned. And Michael J Fox. Even James Dean rose from the dead to play zombie Spider-Man, and Mel Gibson wanted in but he was too busy screaming abuse at his former wife. Personally I think the role should’ve gone to Mickey Rourke as a bruised [...]

So, if you went out with either of these girls, would that make you a pedo? It’s confusing, does it make Matt Parkman from Heroes a pedo because he tries to hit on them? Or are they, just like, mentally retarded, would it be like shagging Forest Gump, but a female. I dunno. I’d hit [...]

‘Good wholesome family fun!’, it sounds SO safe, secure and good for the children….How WRONG you all were! Here are listed the reasons why the Back to the Future series is a racist, incestuous and depraved movie full of sexual degenerates. And this film’s been watched by families? It makes me sick that this is [...]

Beardyman is a beatboxing ninja who once swallowed a fly, and to catch the fly he swallowed a spider. Then the spider was into sick beats so he swallowed a stereo system and thus he can now produce incredible sounds from his mouth. True story.

Meh. That’s pretty much what Kristen Stewart is the living embodiment of. She just goes about with her movie star lifestyle living the elusive dream us mere mortals can only weep about. And she just shrugs, meh. Yeah I’m rich and famous, but, you know. Enthusiasm? What’s that, she says. All she knows is mild [...]

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Malcolm Tucker’s always a good bet. But there are some other classics here. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

Let’s face it, the pr0n industry is getting shafted. Gone are the days when you sent off a large cheque for a sketchy VHS tape wrapped in brown paper, to be deposited anonymously in your mailbox 3 months later. Even in today’s DVD industry there seems little point in paying for pr0n when, in two [...]