An ad for punching people in the face. Years of uninterupted economic growth have meant that we have lost the fine art of punching people in the face, but now that the bad times are here again, and we’re all going to have to pawn our Wiis and flat panel TVs we’re going to have [...]

Evolution is a strange and wonderful thing. For generations the act of human procreation has been characterised by spermatozoa emitting from the male penis, inpregnating the female ovula and gestating for 9 months. An infant then emerges, requiring its parents to abandon any pretense at having any sort of life for the next 16 years [...]

Holy crap! This makes me feel fucking ill. I would prefer to die torn to shreds by angry lesbians than be forced to swallow a live flapping panicking bird.

A promo from some amazing new band. These guys are going to be bigger than Alphabeat. Check out the lyrics. Amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing dude!

Little baby girls laughing at normal speed: cute and infectious, you watch them and unless you are an incurable cynic who is only happy when everybody else is miserable, you say awwwwww. Little baby girls laughing in slow motion: scary, creepy, unsettling and liable to haunt your dreams at the exact moment you were finally [...]