A Japanese piss-take of Susan Boyle – they’ve got the ugly gormless gremlin-turd that’s just crawled out of Gollum’s ass-crack down to a tee. This video will give you your WTF fix for the day – and the fact that I have no idea what the fuck they’re saying makes it even more enjoyable.

Just a helpful little tip – NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the my office throw themselves at me all day, it’s brilliant! Now go make me a sammich you sexy biatch!

As the good doctor says, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. I’m not sure what he’d make of this fucked up madness though. No need for mind-bending chemicals when you’ve got the internet, aye. I’ll see you on the other side of the rabbit hole…

Lets face it, Valentines day sucks! You give your heart to some beautiful babe and you leave fate to a cruel inevitability that will result in your love being shattered into a million tiny little pieces that will be stamped on and ground into a smelly dog turd. Give the person you love THIS instead [...]

Me, you. Gary Sinise. And Mel, sugartits. Mr Gibson looks mighty angry in this clip, like he’s just snorted a bottle of tequila and read a bad review of Apocalypto – well, he did misrepresent the Mayans. Ah well, this has got a nifty beat. Money. Son. Money. Lasers.

It’s what Facebook was made for, stalking girls. Check their status, new pics and events with confirmed attendance. Getting stalked on facebook is just a simple problem for the young ladies of the 21st century and besides they love it really. This is annoyingly f#cking addictive!

Stop your grinning & drop your linen & just remember that in space NO ONE can hear you scream! Don’t panic it’s shopped! It is filmed as if from another shuttle or space station & created using Photoshopped pictures of real shuttles & then put into motion in After Effects. Kinda f#cking spooky!

You can’t help getting the feeling that something is going to happen, right? Other than some wimpy dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? You don’t have a dog in hell’s chance of knowing what cums next [...]

David Attenborough eat your f#cking heart out. Whoever says that nature programs are boring has obviously never seen this. Welcome to the fascinating world of the voracious predator known to many as the ‘Cougar’. Pray you never become separated from the pack and meet one!

When driving around in the countryside the last thing you want to happen is to find out you bought you vehicle from a complete joker. The only way to find out whats wrong when you break down is look under the hood, it might not be what you expected – OMG!

More terrifying than a thousand flesh-hungry zombies coming to wear your organs like fashion accessories and neck flaming shots of your blood: 28 Drinks Later is a brilliant film short by Nicholaus Goossen – So be careful to only have “just the one” or this could be humanity’s fate. This time we drink to forget.

Ladies! Sometimes a catch comes along like this that is just too tempting to pass by! This little bedroom charmer has a life resume that will leave you drooling and reaching for the telephone to get a date with him before it’s too late! Or…maybe an emo super-nerd (destined to be a virgin forever) isn’t [...]

So you’ve watched the film (over 5 times) and you just can’t stop thinking about those weird & wonderful (& yes, kinda cute) creatures that live in the forest that seem to be able to destroy modern warfare equipment with bows & arrows – Now it’s time to look just like one with some make-up [...]

Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!

Who needs X-factor, who needs the press telling me who i should be listening to – F#ck all that! I know what i like and what i’m liking right now is the voice of an angel trapped in a slightly over weight man, who would have thought it was possible to produce such a harmonious [...]

Looks like this guy didn’t just eat the brown acid but bathed in the stuff for the best part of a year, before their mind was consumed by sexual deviancy and the spirit of Bacchus after a wine and women binge. Enjoy it, but careful, you may end up an acid casualty just from watching [...]

If you thought Christian Bale took his role of Batman a bit too seriously then you were severely mistaken, take a look at this weird kid. He is so into the role he ruins his own Christmas – “It’s JUSTICE! With a side order of spaghetti !”

Grandparents and technology will never see eye to eye, but this old dear takes it to extremes. According to her anybody who uses Facebook is a sex offending pedophile who is in imminent danger of getting caught. Get it right. That’s Bebo.

So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved – Just remember, that old adage “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is a pile of crap!

Was this leopard seal helping this guy or fattening him up just like the witch in Hansel and Gretel? Is that glass half full or half empty? I’d say it’s half drunk. I hope this photographer put this kind seal on his Christmas card list.

Break out that skin-tight leotard, stuff a potato down the front to avoid people laughing, and start busting some aerobic moves. The real b-boys wish they could be as badass as these prancing gymnasts. After this event they go pimpslap some bling. I fear for the future of mankind – WTF!?!

This is four people’s laryngeal openings singing opera, but filmed from inside their throats – although if I hadn’t explained that you may’ve thought it was some other orifice, which would be equally, if not more, impressive – WTF!?!

You can’t blame this guy for wanting to end it. As if your girlfriend owning a snuggie isn’t mind-hauntingly disturbing enough, when she wears it to bed a line has to be drawn. Sleeved fleece-blankets are the pedoes of the blanket world. SICK-SICK-SICK!!!

These beards are no ordinary beards, we’re not talking the Fu Manchu, the Winnfield, the Klingon, goatee or the mutton chops but a man’s head trapped within a cage of his own beard with a working beard door – that is some impressive growth. This is some scary sh#t!

Best title ever. Quite funny song. Get kids under 10 to sing it at birthday parties and it will cheer everyone up.

Making stupid musical instruments out of scary looking obsolete cold war technology is the new er…  fuck knows what it is. But it’s kind of beautiful.

Some things are beyond satire. Neti Pot is one of them.
“A special “Neti Pot” is filled with warm, slightly salted water and the spout of the pot is inserted [...]

A very moving tale of an old psycho Spanish couple who like to psychologically torture animals and then kill them and keep their bodies as sort of sick trophies, mementos if you will, to their twisted little victories.

Bringing people back from the dead to help you sell electronic consumer products may not be the new rock and roll, and some might say it’s pretty creepy, but bringing them back from the dead to play table tennis is just fucking cool. Frankly, I’d buy fresh dog shit if it was sold yo me [...]

Arty farty ads suck cock. You know the type of shit I’m talking about: some wannabe artist starts directing shitty commercials because it’s the only way he can fund his appalling cocaine habit, then decides that the only way to salvage his concience is to inflict 30 atrocious seconds of art-wankery on an uncaring world. [...]