Entries Tagged as 'dancing'

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Cam Girl Phenomenon: 101

The cam girl phenomenon, a blessed internet species that brings joy and happiness to many. You have four basic categories: size of bewbage, inclination to want to bite their bum, ability to dance seductively, usage of props. And Gisele here scores a perfect 10 in all those categories. The one camgirl to rule them all, [...]

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Billie Jean: Literal Video Version

Dunno about you but I can’t get enough of these literal videos, proper LMAO-stuff. Here’s one featuring one of the King of Pop’s(TM) greatest songs, this video has been crying out for this, and now it gets the treatment it so richly deserves. But it doesn’t explain his magical illuminating foot wear (I still want [...]

Monday, January 18th, 2010

WTF-WTF-WTF!?!

It’s a strange day indeed when you are lost for words while watching a small Japanese man dancing in his underwear in his bedroom. I’m normally used to seeing cute girls in this prediciment, but this is just too much of a visual overload for my braincell to handle – OMG!

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Sex Offender Shuffle

Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

What Is Love ?

I knew there would come a time when the golden age of home-alone hotties dancing in their bedrooms to their webcams would come to an abrupt end & mutate into something new – This is SO disturbingly surrealy twisted that i kinda like it – WTF !?

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

I Gotta Feeling Parody

This is the story of most of our lives! Your night out anthem becomes your morning-after anthem! It’s just reassuring to know that chicks, chaos & copious amounts of alcohol were involved, it just doesn’t get much better than this when you are young!

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

And Now For Something Completely Different

‘I remember the road warrior….’, wait, wrong genre! I remember when streaming video met ADSL and as if by magic we saw the birth of the webcam girl, back then (and now actually) things were all very simple: Girl starts webcam, girl starts music, girl starts dancing, the perfect one (wo)man show. It did the [...]

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Future Of Breakdancing?

Break out that skin-tight leotard, stuff a potato down the front to avoid people laughing, and start busting some aerobic moves. The real b-boys wish they could be as badass as these prancing gymnasts. After this event they go pimpslap some bling. I fear for the future of mankind – WTF!?!

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Ice Skating Ninja Chick

This girl must be a ninja, only someone with the expert training of one of the Orders of the Seven Clans could perform such a neat trick and come back with a fish in her mouth. Or she could be a seal in disguise with a drill up its butt.

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Cute Animal Christmas Song

The BBC constantly get grief for using the money we give them to make cack, but all that really shows is you can’t prove all the people all the time, and if you even try people will line up to give you a good kicking. They have don it here though. Surely there is not [...]

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Rick Rolled

This is good for a multitude of reasons, one being that it just is, another being that good ole Rick finally got paid for all this nonsense, but the main one being that Rick Rolling is no longer subversive (anyone remember how it started?) and will go away and be replaced by something new and [...]

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Cash in my Pocket

A great promo for the Whiley / Ronson tune Cash in my Pocket. It points the way forwards for all those city fuckheads who are single handedly (OK, maybe those cunt politicians helped out an awful lot) responsible for landing us in this terrible economic mess by forcing us, often at knifepoint, to max out [...]

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Branksome

Fucking great. Like all huge thriving metropolises Branksome has its own underground music scene. These guys are the first to break out, cross over, and go mainstream leaving others from the Branksome scene to follow behind them. Like the Beatles did for Liverpool, Massive Attack did for Bristol, the Happy Mondays did for Manchester and [...]

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Electric Boogie

Old but funny: one to watch again and again. The way this fool spazzes out in the most effeminate way is pure poetry in motion. If epileptic seizures [...]

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Dare

Just be-fucking-cos

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Alien Song

There’s nothing out there except more election shite, so it’s time to return to the classics. Arguably the first ever viral ad, this deserves a place in some museum. If you’ve seen it watch it again anyway and wonder where the almosrt 10 years since you last saw it have disappeared to. If you’ve never [...]

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN

Everyone has their own favroite lines to quote from Withnail & I,  a film full of the most rididididididididiculously quotable lines known to mankind. This is one of mine. Thanks, Mr Swede Mason, whoever you are, for celebrating it.
• We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them [...]

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Porn Promo

The video below contains some explicit cartoon scenes, flashing lights and is FOR OVER 18’s ONLY.

Hot on the heels of the Diesel SFW porn thing from a few days ago comes this hilariously gross pr0no promo for . It’s creative, daring and different and based on the very funny premise that fat people actually have [...]

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Two Chicks, One Trick

So, OK, this is kind of a cool trick, but there’s no way it would have gotten front page on Break.com and 289,111 views (at time of writing) if it was just a cool trick. There’s something else to it. What could it be? Who knows? The internet is a big mysterious thing. There are [...]

Friday, September 26th, 2008

YOUGAY

Yeah, OK, I s’pose you could argue that this meme-in-the-making is offensive to our friends in the homosexual community, and will quickly become a playground insult. But it’s fucking funny and anyway, YOUGAY is the name of a restaurant in Vietnam so it’s OK.