Here’s Liam Neeson on The Graham Norton Show, doing that seriously scary quote from his film “Taken” which he’s quite partial to leaving on people’s answering machines. But better than that, a fan of his asks him to record it as a voicemail greeting and being a decent chap, he obliges. Which just goes to [...]

Get comfy, grab some popcorn and your favourite soda and take 7 minutes out of your day to watch this home-made labour of love from Aaron Sims. Go on, you deserve it. If you’re not convinced then know that it has an eight-foot tall combat robot, RL7, that malfunctions, goes AWOL and memories start surfacing [...]

If you’re a fan of Tom Cruise movies, then you might want to look away now. All one of you (and maybe stay up all night and write a mission statement about why this is evil?). For the rest of us we can lol it up till the Thetans come home, as Rich Hall sums [...]

This must’ve taken a long time and some dedication to complete, so props for that. A collection of quotes from various movies are edited together so that everyone from Arnie to Elvis to Bruce Lee to Morpheus joins together to give their unwitting rendition of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”. And what a marvellous performance it is, [...]

It’s Friday, a time for quiet reflection upon the human condition. That and guzzling beer until it comes out of your eyeballs. So in between all those tequila shots off naked bodies and all the laughing and joking, why not take some time to ponder this speech from Charlie Chaplin in “The Great Dictator”. Just [...]

Without even watching this, you know it’s going to be better than the 2011 remake. So get settled as the next two minutes and 19 seconds are going to be a joy, especially if you’re a big fan of John Carpenter’s original movie. And let’s face it, everyone on earth is a fan. Even you.

Did you find this on the DVD? Well, it doesn’t matter now because someone’s uploaded it to YouTube Dominic Monaghan pranks Elijah Wood by posing as a German interviewer and asks some silly questions. Those guys! Once you play a hobbit, from that moment onwards you’re part of a cult and the only way you [...]

If you’ve got zombies and guns in a movie, it doesn’t matter what the story is, it’s going to entertain most people. It could be a romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock as a single mom who has to write an email to her friend, but as long as zombies come in after a few minutes [...]

Then opening of scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of the most memorable and gripping in cinema history. It’s a bona fide classic that sets your pulse racing and transfixes your gaze the moment it starts. And now somebody made entirely of awesome has remade it shot for shot using claymation. Give [...]

From watching this it looks like the new Sherlock Holmes movie is taking tips from the Carry On… films with innuendos coming as thick and fast as the action. Ahem. But this is a movie I’d like to see, it’d be hilarious, but it’s a bit upsetting finding out the mighty Sherlock Holmes is hung [...]

To be a truly great actor, the sort of calibre reserved for the likes of people like Nic Cage you need to have hair that can evolve as your acting skills grow. Olivier once said “A man’s hair is the greatest gift an actor can receive” and no one knows that more than Mr Cage….I [...]

It’s one of the greatest films of the 90s, starting famously in the diner with the robbery and making its jumbled up way through a modern day L.A. meeting lowlifes, crooks, gangsters, boxers, hit men and Christopher Walken. But everybody be cool, because this is it presented in chronological order. Oh, you dig it the [...]

In the movies they like nothing more than telling someone to sit down and shut up. So here’s a supercut of the inhabitants of movieland doing just that seventy times, and it’s a thing of beauty. So why don’t you just sit down, shut up and watch it already. After a while the words cease [...]

It was a year of chaos in the world’s political and financial realms, anarchy on the streets and Mother Nature exercising her awesome power. And in the movies, well, things got a little weird. But then when the going gets weird, Hollywood turns pro so bring it on. In case you missed all the strangeness, [...]

If you grew up in the 1980s you’ll remember the original Karate Kid movies with their waxing on & waxing off and Miyagi & bonsai & bullies in skeleton halloween costume beating up Ralph Macchio. Well while they were making it, some clever buck decided to shoot each scene’s rehearsal with budget cameras so the [...]

This has all you want from an epic sci-fi short. It’s set in a post-apocalyptic world where all natural life has disappeared and it has a cyborg (gynoid?) Rosa who has to save planet earth and fight for her survival. Hollywood has now come calling, so watch it before it gets ruined.

If you’d have asked me before watching this video who’d win in a fight between zombies and strippers I’d have said zombies. But then most strippers don’t have a flaming vajajay that can shoot fire 3ft in the air. When you’ve got that sort of arsenal between your legs, that’s really a game changer.

Quentin Tarantino, he is the bomb without a doubt. If you’re not into his kinetic, homage-laden movies then you must have dead eyes and dead ears and be generally dead inside. Maybe you’re a zombie, but I imagine even they like watching Tarantino, probably all the movement. Anyway, enjoy this celebration of his sweet awesomeness. [...]