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Is that Luke versus a young Obi-Wan? They used to be so close. Shame, but young Obi-Wan is a dick.
Prepare for nerdgasm; it Star Wars, in Lego. I could just sit and listen to the humming-buzz of the lightsabers and I’d be happy.

OMFG, don’t go into the woods, you may end up coming to with the blood of a bunch of Na’vi role playing freaks on your hands, after you see them and then enter some kind of unholy, terrible rage. Right, I’m off to go and put some toilet rolls in a tree and so turn [...]

Dolph “”I defeat all man” Lundgren’s not only good for killing Rocky’s best mate and looking tough in a training montage, oh no. He can also sing, dance and karate chop like a muthafucker. What a legend.

As the good doctor says, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. I’m not sure what he’d make of this fucked up madness though. No need for mind-bending chemicals when you’ve got the internet, aye. I’ll see you on the other side of the rabbit hole…

This is a new idea, using that clip from the movie Downfall and putting some hilarious subtitles over it that have nothing to do with the actual dialogue in the movie. How about that? I’m kidding, it’s obviously been done a million times before. But this one is meta, it’s Hitler talking about someone nicking [...]

I don’t quite agree with Miami Vice, but it’s all subjective anyway, right? Other than that this is a neat little montage of some of the movies that stood out over the last decade. I say some because it’s missed out a few, like Caché and the first two Spider-Man movies. But forget that, just [...]

Day going too well? Not been screamed at on the commute to work? Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. Now sound off like you got a pair!

Me, you. Gary Sinise. And Mel, sugartits. Mr Gibson looks mighty angry in this clip, like he’s just snorted a bottle of tequila and read a bad review of Apocalypto – well, he did misrepresent the Mayans. Ah well, this has got a nifty beat. Money. Son. Money. Lasers.

What if idiosyncratic filmmaker Wes Anderson made the new webslinger movie? It might look a little bit like this parody by Jeff Loveness. Would Bill Murray play Aunt May? Now that I would pay good money to see.

It just doesn’t get much better than this ladies & gentlemen – a sci-fi, space-horror rap song featuring one of the best movies ever made, with a Welsh accent – “In space no one can hear you scream, at least that was the case with Ripley’s last team!’ Beautiful….isn’t it!

Michael Caine, the most powerful man on the planet, just one long stare from him can reduce beautiful women to post-orgasm quivering jellies, it’s TRUE! In this scene Sir Michael demonstrates the power of his glare to a young Meg Ryan at a certain New York Deli – Be afraid, VERY afraid!

The DJO guys are back with more random dialoge to insert seamlessly into the mouths of various celebrities. As well as the obligatory Star Trek remixes they’ve also included reimagined versions of The Hills and Hillary and Al Gore speeches!

Hollywood attempt to blind us with the full extent of their understanding of all things technical as they switch their focus from cutting-edge zooming and enhancing technology to the intricacies of Internet Relay Chat and the cryptic language of leetspeak, it’s how hackers talk when they don’t want to be overheard. The result is an [...]

A musical remix of Arnie’s finest hour – a song made only using audio sample from Terminator 2. It’s pretty impressive stuff, with a beat that you could dance too, but I can’t help feeling that it could do with more vocals from Arnold…”You’re TERMINATED!”

Tony Jaa in one of the greatest fight sequences of all time. From the movie Protector. This entire fight scene was filmed on one camera, with no wires, no camera tricks – This is awesome!

So you’ve watched the film (over 5 times) and you just can’t stop thinking about those weird & wonderful (& yes, kinda cute) creatures that live in the forest that seem to be able to destroy modern warfare equipment with bows & arrows – Now it’s time to look just like one with some make-up [...]

When the arrival of a new type of blockbusting movie comes an exciting challenge to the bootleggers to push the envelope & illegally capture the wonder of James Cameron’s film making. The scope of this project was so massive that new techniques had to be deployed to to film it – Unsurpassed genius at work [...]

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you happen to be in a galaxy far, far away, then maybe you can hire the galactic A Team – Faceman, BA, Murdock and Hannibal get replaced with Han, Luke, Chewie and C3PO for what could be the best 70’s collaboration of [...]

“You can take our land but you’ll never take our heroin!” – William Wallace makes his big speech to the Scottish army convincing them to abandon their hopes for freedom and go get some heroin instead.”It’s shite being Scottish!” (nuff said)

HURRAH…or OH HELL? There’s gonna be a new Karate Kid film and Jackie Chan is to play Mr Miyagi. The bad news is that Will Smith is going to direct it and his son is going to play the role of a bullied youth. Oh well you can’t have it all – “wax on….wax off!’

Run! Bitch Run! Trailer from Freak Show Entertainment on Vimeo.
Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken [...]

Retirement is a biatch…called Buffy! Please come back, we have a gay vampire we need you to kill, his name is Edward Cullen – Personally, I’d expect blade to get some better results, but he’s in jail, and I guess Buffy is easier on the eye.

It is finally here, the moment we have all been waiting for since the first episode of the OC. Although Rachel doesn’t want to display her awesome asstes, it is edited so well that it leaves nothing to your imagination. It could ‘almost’ be her, right?!

I had no idea what an Eigenharp was until I saw this, and now I own seventeen. It’s evidently an incredible musical instrument constructed entirely from win and flashing LEDs. Watch in awe as these guys create their own take on the Bond Theme – F#cking AWESOME!

If you thought Christian Bale took his role of Batman a bit too seriously then you were severely mistaken, take a look at this weird kid. He is so into the role he ruins his own Christmas – “It’s JUSTICE! With a side order of spaghetti !”

A fitting mashup of Quentin Tarantino’s classic heist movie and every 80s child’s favourite crime fighting foursome. It fits surprisingly well. So well in fact that this short trailer is better than the whole of the Ninja Turtles film. F#cking Cowabunga!

Poor old Batman tries to get on with life & fight crime, but it looks like his faithful servant Alfred has been at the cherry brandy again & keeps interrupting… & seems to have a strange obsession with citrus fruit – You can almost see the exact moment when Mr. Bale flips out – SURREAL!

The big man drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. Sure, homo sparkly vampires might only entertain 12 year old she-nerds, but in 6 short years they’ll be 18 year old she-nerds…

The greatest TV show about the decaying corpse of the Great American City in 100 quotes, because it’s all in the game y’all. I’d like to see a Baltimore version of Monopoly, how cool would that be? Then we could all be part of the game.