We gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.

One man’s humor is another man’s horror – There’s NO accounting for some peoples tastes :/

Tony Jaa in one of the greatest fight sequences of all time. From the movie Protector. This entire fight scene was filmed on one camera, with no wires, no camera tricks – This is awesome!

Kids, you kinda love em’ and you kinda wanna kill em’ depending on the circumstances – But don’t despair, it’s all good because karma will get them all in the end – The more annoying they are, the better the ownage!

2009 – And to quote that sad old git Dickens, “It was the best of times, (and for some of us) it was the worst of times!”. Here’s a rundown of extreme lolage from the past year. Their parents would be so proud… if they weren’t in this video!

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Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken [...]

From the great failblog, a very short, very sweet clip.

A good old school opportunity to laugh at someone else’s pain and suffering. The amount this dopey fucker squeals in agony is directly proportional to the level of stupidity of doing something dangerous when you have zero skill or co-ordination or capacity for linear thought. But “thank you” oh Hero of the Unknown YouTube Clip, [...]

Fucking hilarious. Electrical fruit is the new having a hit single, then a hit album, then flashing your vag everywhere, then shaving off all your hair, then having a total meltdown in public, then loosing custody of your kids, then getting fat then loosing a bunch of weight, then making a comeback then finding out [...]

If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit.

cat. Hurts. Itself. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Old but funny: one to watch again and again. The way this fool spazzes out in the most effeminate way is pure poetry in motion. If epileptic seizures [...]

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This is basically a lesson in how to be cool. If this was me I would whimper and cower like a frightened rodent before swearing long and loud telling the prankster in a shaky voice that that was not at all funny and I can’t see what the fuck everyone is laughing at. What I [...]

This really is piss your pants funny. Martial arts are the physical embodyment of mind over body, proof that the humans can achieve amazing feats [...]

It’s Monday and you’re at work trading in your time for a handful of sheckles. You could be doing this.

To quote the guy who sent me this “Colin Furze has single handedly won the internet”. Quite. 1.30 is possibly the funniest thing on YouTube. You’ll LOL till you ROFL.

Friday fucktards part 2. Just glorious. Not very new or very original, but pure joy to behold. This must have really fucking hurt horribly. What is it about Canadians anyway that they lack the flight instinct? When faced with fast approaching danger they just stand there placidly chewing their cud like the assbacked oafmooses that [...]

Ogilvy is an advertising agency. It was founded by a guy called David Ogilvy. Apparently arounbd now is his birthday or something because the Greek bit of the agency has created this horrendous piece of shit. Your toes will curl back up into your feet when you watch it. Corporate communications train wrecks like this [...]

An ad for punching people in the face. Years of uninterupted economic growth have meant that we have lost the fine art of punching people in the face, but now that the bad times are here again, and we’re all going to have to pawn our Wiis and flat panel TVs we’re going to have [...]

Just awesome. The most random thing imaginable ever. I’m lost for words.

Acting is a pretty moronic profession which is why for the most part only morons go into it. It’s therefore good that actors hurt themselves, even better if they humiliate themselves publicly in the process, and best of all if it’s funny. So this video scores really highly.

Marcus Gronholm’s co-pilot gets a crash course in the lifestyles of the gay. Apparently the friends of Dorothy are actively recruiting the young and impressionable to join them and swell their numbers. Using a cool sport like rally driving as a propaganda tool in this recruitment drive is a great way to go. Good luck [...]

Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.

This is almost the perfect way to travel – the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

The world is a dark, brutal, nasty place in which we live short dark brutal nasty and largely pointless lives. Luckily, every so often, proof of a higher plane of existence flashes fleetingly in front of us and shapes some sort of tangible meaning  – shining a light into the murky darkness. This video is [...]

What is the difference between a fucktard and a fucking fucktard? It is a very difficult thing to quantify, as academics the world over have spent their entire careers finding out.  But somehow this clip provides the answer. A fucktard would stop after hurting himself once, but a fucking fucktard just has to go all [...]

This is a great clip – it shows that rolling your car is nowhere near as scary as you think it is – in fact it looks pretty fun. The key thing, obviously, is to ensure the car is not yours, so only roll other people’s cars. It also helps if you’re very drunk, and [...]

Segways, like foldable bikes, are cool in principle but the reality is you look like a dorky twat riding one. So when you fall off and hurt yourself, no one will have any sympathy and will probably try to kick you while you’re down.