Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.

This is almost the perfect way to travel - the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

The world is a dark, brutal, nasty place in which we live short dark brutal nasty and largely pointless lives. Luckily, every so often, proof of a higher plane of existence flashes fleetingly in front of us and shapes some sort of tangible meaning  - shining a light into the murky darkness. This video is [...]

What is the difference between a fucktard and a fucking fucktard? It is a very difficult thing to quantify, as academics the world over have spent their entire careers finding out.  But somehow this clip provides the answer. A fucktard would stop after hurting himself once, but a fucking fucktard just has to go all [...]

This is a great clip - it shows that rolling your car is nowhere near as scary as you think it is - in fact it looks pretty fun. The key thing, obviously, is to ensure the car is not yours, so only roll other people’s cars. It also helps if you’re very drunk, and [...]

Segways, like foldable bikes, are cool in principle but the reality is you look like a dorky twat riding one. So when you fall off and hurt yourself, no one will have any sympathy and will probably try to kick you while you’re down.

This is is like pornography for middle class people. Watch and laugh at the blissful sight of a cretinous pikey fucking chav who you’d ordinarily be terrified of thanks to his penchant for mindless and random violence getting badly injured by his own genetically coded sub-primal vandalism instincts.

An amateur video shot by a couple of friends of mine one dreary sunday when they had nothing better to do. They got hold of a dodgy old military helicopter at the local Helicopters’R’Us 24/7, loaded up on drugs, and tried to fly it. Obviously neither of them had ever flown a helicopter before, and [...]

A CH-53 (AKA Jolly Green Giant) trying to inflight refuel. The basket keeps getting caught in the wash, the chopper pilot dips to meet it, and then realises the basket is gonna whip back up into the blades, and reflex makes him pull up way too sharp, and sends his nozzle into the blades. To [...]

Footage of a new prototype of really cool kind of wingless jet plane which can take off from a water surface. Check out the way it takes off, rises and rises, and crashes back down into the water. Oh wait, silly me - it’s not a jet plane , it’s a boat.

It was only a matter of time before someone made an ad involving someone hurting themselves on a running machine. Running machines are the devils invention made for people who are scared of the rain, who like their vegetables packaged and labeled and want to live in a germ-free environment, are paranoid about public toilets [...]

How gratifying. Someone has gone to the trouble of making an ad for this site. And it’s good. Annoyingly I deleted his (her?) email before watching it and therefore didn’t say thanks. So, dude (ess?), if you’re reading this: nice job. Thanks. Peace. Vote Homer for prez.

A corker from the lovely Nokia advertising possibly the coolest new product since the Walkman - a phone that captures and sends video. Of course it won’t work properly for the next 2 years but when it does there will be a shitload of very embarrassing videos kicking around the ether.

A Mazda ad which explains one way to deal with recalcitrant kids who won’t stop screaming in the back of your car. Contemptible right on politically correct sandal wearing hippies may complain that this demonstrates cruelty to animals …uh kids… but really the issue here is the solution’s complete lack of credibility. Doing this to [...]

Another Terry Tate ad where a great big oafmoose kicks the shit out of people around the office. It hardly needs saying that the great thing about these ads is that you imagine doing the same to some annoying fucker in your orbit. What does need pointing out is that the punishments meted out are [...]

Apparently there is this thing called Cultural Relativism. What it means is that you have to be tolerant of other cultures because what is hilariously and pitifully poor in your own country may be acceptable in someone else’s and so don’t be a cunt. The thing is now there is the Internet so we all [...]

Smoking cannabis is bad says this ad. Getting high for a night makes you slow for a month says this ad. Are we really supposed to believe this nonsense? Funny how an ad warning against the evils of dope is so obviously made by morons who have never smoked any. If they had, they might [...]

Why is it OK for women to hit men in ads, but not the other way round? When was the last time you saw an ad where the script cleverly and amusingly revolves around a man battering his wife? Oooo domestic violence, taboo subject, don’t know about that around these parts mister, now why not [...]

The second in this quite funny series of Hamlet ads. Weirdly these are in the British news today as in a couple of days, tobacco advertising is banned. These are internet only and are apparently the last Hamlet ads ever to be made. I don’t know how I’m going to maintain my 40-a-day habit without [...]

A classic British ad which explodes the ludicrous myth we have all somehow bought in to that smoking is a dangerous, filthy habit, and that therefore professional sportsmen eschew it. This is clearly bollocks, as evidenced by all those tabacco hoardings you see outside schools, which prove indisputably that people who smoke are happy, active, [...]

A sweet little video clip for chirpy nu-disco band Justice. A bunch of teenagers go on a do-gooding spree in their multicultural neighborhood accompanied by a happy house soundtrack. Guaranteed to brighten up your day.

Always remember: it’s much much funnier when old people hurt themselves as they are in far more pain, and the pain lasts much longer. By the same token, when animals get hurt it’s not at all funny because they feel no pain. On the plus side, that’s why it’s OK to torture them for science. [...]

Nothing beats a good FAIL. Failing is what separates us normal people from arrogant hotshot alpha manginas who work on Wall Street and wear expensive suits. They NEVER fail, and even suggesting they might gets you sneered at so mightily that you die. Then they lose all our money by investing it in shit like [...]

It’s Friday. Tonight it is your god-given right, nay duty, to go out and drink until you feel sick. It is mandatory that you talk shit all night, increasing the volume every half hour. And you must chuck your guts on the way home, before tripping over something, smacking your head and passing out for [...]

Web videos are getting a bit too clever. Back in the day we had simple, straightforward, uncomplicated fare which consisted largely of idiots doing idiotic things and getting badly maimed in the process, and we were all the better for it. Now things have gotten “conceptual” and “thematic” and “poncey”. So here, courtsey of [...]

This one’s quite long. Stay with it, it’s not as obvious as you think.

Russians are bad-ass. Proof? The lack of screaming.

This is in moonspeak, because it’s too awesome to have happened in any country which speaks English. A university decided to give every student a bottle of coke, some mentos and a poncho, and see what happens.
That may be interesting in its own right, but I’m more amused by the mini-rave that breaks out just [...]

Some kid with way too much time on his hands flies an RC plane into his cousin’s head. “FAAAAAAAAAKE” I hear you type. Who gives a fuck? It’s the thought that counts. In a world full of people who never do anything remotely worthwhile with their little lives,  remotely injuring someone on film is a [...]