Entries Tagged as 'ouch'

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Waitress Hat Trick FAIL!

Important note: Always tip the waitress well when you come to this diner. Talk about dumb. Kicking a cap off someone’s head is always going to end in tears unless you have the martial art of a ninja, and this waitress certainly doesn’t have the skill of Bruce Lee. Instead she just ends up giving [...]

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

X-Treme People Are Awesome

Featuring outdoor types doing insane ski jumps, skydiving, surfing shipsterns on the shoulder of Orion, BMX craziness, bodyboarding backflips, hot air balloon wingsuit basejumping, paraglider rollover jumps, snowboarding water slide backflips, and a whole bunch of other adrenaline-fuelled xtremeness that’s wearing me out just typing it. Enjoy people and remember, ‘lets be careful out there’.

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Modern Warfare 3: Fuck Yeah Edition

This will be the first thing you will think when you watch the new trailer for MW3. ‘Set gaming levels to ludicrous and let’s blow some shit up.’ That seems to be the reasoning behind the Modern Warfare franchise. If it exists, then for Christ’s sake it can be blown into tiny particles by artillery, [...]

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Scary Insect Found In North America

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing [...]

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Oriental Thumbtack Russian Roulette

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing. Replacing bullets with the much more painful thumbtacks, it’s so intense you could cut the atmos with a sharp pin, which they kind [...]

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Basketball Fail!

If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self-destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit. Luckily it looks like we still [...]

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Electric Stimulus to Face

Well this is ridiculous, but highly enjoyable. Get some faces, put them on a split screen, add some electric shocks and you have the lulz. You’d have to be made of frozen hate to not find this amusing, but maybe you are made of that. Hell, maybe you’ve been ostracized all your life just because [...]

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

It’s Lapdancing Jim, But Not As We Know It!

This is a novel way of giving a lap dance. Forget the sensual gyrating, the slow shaking of hips, and instead welcome the neck breaking thrusting of a woman launching her butt at your face at speeds that could break your nose should she not time it quite right. It gets a LOT scarier though [...]

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

Epic Redneck Tased Off His Lawn Mower!

The times they are a changing! And in the deep south it’s come as quite a ’shock’ to this poor dude who’s only want in life is to take a leisurely ride in the backwoods on his lawnmower down to the local bar and take a quart of the ‘good stuff’ to keep him company. [...]

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Most Ridiculously AWESOME Fight Ever!

Forget Bruce Lee, he was a wuss…Jet Li, who’s he?…..Jackie Chan, i don’t think he can? – Nope, the guy you want in your corner when the brown stuff hits the fan is none other than Ricky! I know, it’s not the kinda name you associate with a killing machine and he hasn’t got a [...]

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

Ironman vs Bridget Jones FTW!

It’s the fight of the century we’ve all been waiting for – Call it revenge for sitting through all those countless terrible ‘rom-coms’ at the movies with your girlfriend where you just wanted Hugh Grant to get his face pummeled by an iron adversary – Well now your dreams have come true, it’s just a [...]

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Too Soon?

One man’s humor is another man’s horror – There’s NO accounting for some peoples tastes :/