Entries Tagged as 'ouch'

Friday, September 20th, 2013

The Ultimate Compilation of Painful Nut Shots

This is going to be a weird experience for guys, at once both painful and funny to watch, the sort of footage they can’t keep from looking at but will also make them wince with vicarious pain. But as much as it pains you to watch it, you have to admit that you also get [...]

Thursday, May 30th, 2013

It’s Not About the Nail

Have you ever heard your partner say, “Don’t try to fix it. I just need you to listen.” Yep, i’m sure every man has heard these words. And they are the law of the land. No matter what. THE LAW! You know, ladies, sometimes the problem is staring you in the face. Staring you in [...]

Thursday, January 17th, 2013

Epic High Heels Catwalk FAIL!

No wonder the model gets a round of applause at the end of this — she deserves to be on a talent show with her elaborate balancing act/dance performance, as she tries in vain to fight off the inevitable and stop herself from taking a tumble on the runway. Sometimes it’s best to just let [...]

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Waitress Hat Trick FAIL!

Important note: Always tip the waitress well when you come to this diner. Talk about dumb. Kicking a cap off someone’s head is always going to end in tears unless you have the martial art of a ninja, and this waitress certainly doesn’t have the skill of Bruce Lee. Instead she just ends up giving [...]

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

X-Treme People Are Awesome

Featuring outdoor types doing insane ski jumps, skydiving, surfing shipsterns on the shoulder of Orion, BMX craziness, bodyboarding backflips, hot air balloon wingsuit basejumping, paraglider rollover jumps, snowboarding water slide backflips, and a whole bunch of other adrenaline-fuelled xtremeness that’s wearing me out just typing it. Enjoy people and remember, ‘lets be careful out there’.

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Modern Warfare 3: Fuck Yeah Edition

This will be the first thing you will think when you watch the new trailer for MW3. ‘Set gaming levels to ludicrous and let’s blow some shit up.’ That seems to be the reasoning behind the Modern Warfare franchise. If it exists, then for Christ’s sake it can be blown into tiny particles by artillery, [...]

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Scary Insect Found In North America

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing [...]

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Oriental Thumbtack Russian Roulette

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing. Replacing bullets with the much more painful thumbtacks, it’s so intense you could cut the atmos with a sharp pin, which they kind [...]

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Basketball Fail!

If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self-destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit. Luckily it looks like we still [...]

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Electric Stimulus to Face

Well this is ridiculous, but highly enjoyable. Get some faces, put them on a split screen, add some electric shocks and you have the lulz. You’d have to be made of frozen hate to not find this amusing, but maybe you are made of that. Hell, maybe you’ve been ostracized all your life just because [...]

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

It’s Lapdancing Jim, But Not As We Know It!

This is a novel way of giving a lap dance. Forget the sensual gyrating, the slow shaking of hips, and instead welcome the neck breaking thrusting of a woman launching her butt at your face at speeds that could break your nose should she not time it quite right. It gets a LOT scarier though [...]