Worst Song Ever!

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Meet UK-based rapper, singer, songwriter Danish Ghaffar, aka D4NNY. He recently penned this little number and it just goes to show what’s possible with the internet (what the hell is up with the wobbly background?). A few weeks ago Danish was just another up-and-coming songmaker who wanted to make his mark, fast forward a few weeks and now he’s got the accolade of writing the worst song in the history of sound. Congrats buddy.

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Game of Thrones: The Humping Edition

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Game of Thrones is notorious for featuring a heck of a lot of scenes involving people with no clothes on, making the beast with two backs. It’s been the topic of discussion throughout the first two seasons of HBO’s hit series. So, The Huffington Post thought it was high time to collate all those scenes together in one handy 16 minute compilation. For scientific reasons, you understand.

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Nazi-Naming Dad Fights for Right to See His Son

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This is Heath Campbell, he’s a jerk of the highest order and head of Hitler’s Order, a bunch of fascist swine. He’s named his children after prominent Nazis, just to give you an idea of what a douche he is. And now this white supremacist is getting all angry because he’s not allowed to see his estranged children. Is it because of previous domestic violence or because he named them after Nazis? Either way, he deserves to be sent to the moon and left there. Because we all know, there are Nazis on the moon.

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GoPro fall at Garden of the Gods

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Before GoPro, climbers would take a nerve-wracking tumble and they’d probably get back home and tell people, and everyone was all meh, probably wasn’t quite as dramatic as all that. But now, with a GoPro, you can take a tumble and you have the actual footage of what occurred so you show people just how terrifying it was and how lucky you are to survive – so make sure that you have a hair dryer or towel ready to dry down your clammy hands as you watch John Collis lose his grip on the second pitch of Tidrick’s, North Gateway Rock. I think i’ll be taking the stairs.

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San Cisco cover Daft Punk ‘Get Lucky’ on triple j

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Australian four-piece indie pop band San Cisco put their own unique spin on Daft Punk’s massive single “Get Lucky”, adding some bongos into the mix of instruments to make their cover version a little bit different. As well as adding bongos they also bring their own emotional take on this hit song. And the result is: IT ROCKS!!!

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Yamaha: Silent Sessions – HJ Lim

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Most of us listen to our music on the daily commute through a pair of headphones plugged into our smartphone. But that won’t do for chart-topping classical pianist HJ Lim. The South Korean piano virtuoso does things in style with a sleek, ergonomic Yamaha piano. There’s no shuffle mode for her, instead she gets to listen to her own sublime skills by plugging a pair of headphones into this cutting edge, acoustic-digital hybrid. Not sure how you’d get one of these on the subway though.

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The Disco Rivetheads

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Sometimes the internet throws something up at you that you just don’t know what to think. This is one of those times as these cyber-techno warrior dancers strut their stuff for the cameras. Sure, it’s easy to laugh at them and their crazy ways, and by all means laugh, it’s the only response we have for such unholiness. But let’s remember these people are disturbed and need help.

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Lil Dicky – Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)

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This is American rapper Lil Dicky’s debut song from his mixtape “So Hard” and in it in he frets over his girl’s impossibly perfect ex-boyfriend. The swine. But be careful who’s listening over your shoulder, as the boss might not take too kindly to lines like: “Man this is crazy, I can’t believe this guy used to fuck ma lady, I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti.”

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Diary of an ex Disney Employee

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No matter where you work, even if it’s the Magic Kingdom (probably especially if it’s the Magic Kingdom), you’re going to have those co-workers who are so annoying that just seeing them will send you into fits of maddening rage. This guy had someone like that and here he tells the story of why this guy Steven was such a massive ballache. Steven, let’s hope you’re watching and taking this all in.

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Daft Punk – Get Lucky // George Barnett cover

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Daft Punk’s original version of Get Lucky is a pretty sweet summer jam, but this guy’s cover of it is equally fantastic. George Barnett is one talented mofo, playing about one billion instruments in this video and then if he edited the footage himself, well we all might as well give up now and go home. We’re never gonna be as talented as this guy.

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Friday Punchy Pics

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It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

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