OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG…..did i say OMG yet!? Just when i thought the festive season couldn’t get any better along comes Bruce ‘welcome to the party pal’ Willis with the best Christmas present ever! Does this man never get old? He’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. This time he’s in Russia showing the locals how to re-design Moscow by destroying as much as he can see. And that’s how it should be.
It’s got to that stage in the holidays where you’ve got nothing better to do than stuff your face with food you don’t need and watch 13 minutes of the year’s best news bloopers. There’s nothing better you could be doing with those 13 minutes so don’t try and pretend there is — just watch it and lol, then go back to eating cold leftovers.
Comedy rapper Doc Brown opens with a prank at the Edinburgh fringe festival, pretending to be the kind of gold-toothed, macho hip-hop star that audiences would probably hate. But don’t get drawn in, it’s a killer kick-off, perfectly designed to puncture anxieties about the comedy/rap crossover – He raps it like it is, revealing once and for all how racist the world is, no matter where he turns he’ll always come across those small-minded scum who are trapped in their own prejudices, caged by racism that permeates the entire world. Even Google.
He rocked in Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Leaving Las Vegas, Bringing Out the Dead and then he kinda went off the rails with Wicker Man – And with The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, National Treasure 3 and Ghost Rider 2 on the cards – Maybe Nicolas Cage has just got to a point where he just didn’t give a fuck any more. He doesn’t care about whether the movie’s good or bad, he just cares about coating his 13,000 sq ft mansion in gold. He’ll consider ANYTHING! – An agents nightmare! – But LOL-Tastik for us!
This crazy Dutch rap band like nothing more than beautiful women, and not so beautiful women as well. They don’t really care, as long as you’re coming onto them on the dance floor then they’ll celebrate you in this ode to the female form. Thank god the lyrics are all in Dutch, otherwise we’d all be blushing.
There’s no denying it, zombies are pretty dumb, lumbering around all dead inside, driven by nothing more than the primal instinct to feast on the flesh of the living. If there wasn’t so many of them, waddling about like drunken revelers who’ve had too much, then they wouldn’t last five minutes.
Taylor Swift’s track ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ gets a rather disturbing parody, as Overly Attached Girlfriend lives up to her meme name and sends fear into the hearts of men the whole internet over with this overly attached rendition. If you were her ex, you’d be filling the restraining order right about now. Be very afraid….No, seriously, i mean it :(
The big guns of the martial arts world duke it out in the climatic scene of Way of the Dragon. And these two powerhouses don’t disappoint in what has to be one of cinema’s greatest fight scenes. It’s just a shame Bruce isn’t around any more for a rematch, and just imagine the memes that would surround him if he still walked the earth.
Video game glitches, they’re a celebrated part of gaming life, but what about a glitch that’s so powerful, so strong that it threatens to destroy all videogames? Yeah, that’s not so much fun, is it? Not the sort of thing you want to be making YouTube videos about, it’s far too serious. Actually, that’s not true, it’s exactly the sort of thing you want to be making YouTube videos about.
Meet Donna Simpson, she’s spent years getting paid top dollar to munch her way through transfat-laden junk like tacos and pizza on “fat fetish” cam sites. After doing this for some time she’s ended up at a ridiculous 600lbs, now she’s struggling to lose the weight in order to get a normal life back for her and her kids. NON NON NOM!
Yep, the 21st December 2012 is the day that everything turns to shit, the skies open up and the earth gets swallowed whole by some catastrophic cosmic event that ends life on earth (and the earth) as we know it. Thank fuck. If it’s anything like the Hollywood movies have indicated it’s going to be awesome. If you’re watching this past the deadline then it could mean that the Mayans were the greatest trolls ever!
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