
Excited about the The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey and its imminent release? Well if you are then here’s a few things you won’t be hearing ushering forth from the mouths of Bilbo and his buddies. Mainly because if you did it would shatter the whole illusion of Middle Earth and the fantasy world Peter Jackson killed all those animals to create.
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So guys have had Movember to grow a tash and raise money for charity, it’s just not fair that the girls are left out of it. So welcome to Decembeaver, where women get to not shave their munchkin’s purse for a whole month and let it grow wild with abandon. So if you’re a fan of the shaved style, then this is gonna be a tough month for you.
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K8KProductions, a UK-based video production house, will blow your tiny Dragon Ball Z-addicted mind with this live action trailer for the Saiyan Saga, which is as action-packed as they come and will make you slam your fist on the desk and say “Goddamn, goddamn! This needs to be made into a feature length film and it needs to be made right now!”
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Quite simply, the greatest action film ever made which sees John Woo directing Chow Yun-fat as a gun-toting, baby-carrying inspector who, with undercover cop Tony Leung, are trying to take down a triad gang. It all ends with an epic shootout in a hospital where mobster hitmen and the two cops face off and have a showdown, while the cops have to rescue newborn babies and innocent patients caught up in the battle.
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Just because a concept is soaked with ridiculous doesn’t mean it won’t have you bawling like a bub, pulling on your heart strings with its pathos. And so it goes with this short film from Oirish bros Jason and Brendan Butler that tells the story of a teddy bear and the dark truth behind teddy bear poaching. The horror. The horror of it all.
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Mega music and video mashup by Daniel Kim featuring Adele, Calvin Harris, Katy Perry, Nicky Minaj, Gotye, the kitchen sink, and tons more artists that reads like a who’s who of modern pop. It’s clever, cunning, and just goes to show how homogenous pop music has become in the 21st century. So let’s all take a moment to lament that fact. Right, now back to partying.
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Dr. Kaku peers into the future and asks: can nanotechnology create a replicator, just like the one in Star Trek? And in doing so revolutionize our worlds so that nobody is left wanting for anything and we all skip along hand-in-hand laughing gaily and living in peace and harmony and abundance. Sounds like heaven on hell.
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Never the twain shall meet, is probably your first thoughts when you see that nu metal gangsters Korn have been mashed up with guilty pleasure Taylor “Sweetheart” Swift, but you know what? It works, so don’t fight it, feel it – let the music flow through your soul and think happy thoughts – But just don’t tell anyone you enjoyed it.
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Back in the 90s this is how people used to party. Don’t be scared of their giant eyeballs and restless jaws, they may look like they’re about to lose their shit and kill everyone in sight but they’re not, it’s just that pills were better back then and everyone guzzled at least ten as standard, so they’re just off their minds on ecstasy.
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Poor Mark, all he wants is some peace and quiet in the mornings so he can get ready for work but instead, living with Jez, he gets reggae, erections and orgasms–which is no fun if you’re not involved. But then he did go knocking on his flatmate’s room, which is always dangerous when your flatmate’s Jeremy.
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What is heard cannot be unheard! We all sing the wrong lyrics to songs every now and again, it has to be done. It’s much more fun to make up the lyrics than it is to sing the actual ones, as this compilation of misheard lyrics attests to. As Kurt Cobain once sang, “Here we are now, in containers!”
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