Of all the images from the London Olympics, perhaps the one that will endure most strongly in the hearts and minds of men across the world, is Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke doing her warm up jiggle before the race–it’s what sporting contests are all about. Roll on Rio. Now she is trying her hand at modeling Cosby Sweaters, something tells me it won’t distract from where most men’s eyes will be looking!?
Taking 24 recent pop hits, Robin Skouteris won’t just listen to them consecutively, no way. Instead he has to create one big megamix extravaganza with Madonna, Gotye, Gaga, PSY, Rihanna, jeez, everyone. If you’re a pop artist and you’re not included in this mix then you should be deeply offended and take Mr. Skouteris to one side to note your concerns.
Chuck a laugh track over the top and the Seinfeld theme song and a medieval fantasy featuring dwarfs, dragons, hot babes, Sean Bean, spoilt brat kings, and loads of other craziness is essentially a show about nothing. So sit back and if nothing else, enjoy Tyrion Lannister slapping the shit out of Joffrey, which is always worth a giggle.
Part 3 of the Twilight Saga plagues the world with more tortured love between the trianlge of Bella, Edward and Jacob. It’s an installment that the world could really do without, expect if that happened an army of Twi-hards would come marching forth on the cities of the world to demand their fix of glittery vampires. Console yourself with this Honest Trailer.
Genius Irish comedy rappers ‘The Rubberbandits’ (famous for their superb ‘Horse Outside’) don’t seem to like uber-lad Danny Dyer, rather than thinking him a top geezer who’s a towering example to the rest of any being with testosterone, they think he’s a lying scumbag and the only way they see to stop him from spreading his vicious lies and falsehoods is to get the bastard in a bastard headlock.
Holy double-entendre Batman! He may act all stoical and monk-like, but The Batman is really just a perv like every other latex-wearing crime fighter. His mind is like a Carry-On film, full of latent innuendos just waiting to come erupting forth to come splurging on any female company that just happens to be around. Just look what happens in the final scene with Bane when he has nine inches inside of him!?!
They said it could never happen, but along came the internet and now anything’s possible! Two big screen icons, Eastwood and Lee, duke it out the only way they know how: through a rap battle, as east takes on west as these two tough guys of the silver screen find out who has the biggest cojones. Will the one-inch punch beat the fastest gunslinger in the West?
Ever wondered what 64 horror movies in a five minute montage looked like? They look like this–for maximum effect watch very late at night on your own with the wind howling outside and the shadows creeping up the walls so you’ll not sleep and wake up the next day tired and angry and with a head full of creepiness. And then repeat all week until you’re a mere spectre of your former self and then recommend to a friend.
When Marky Mark Wahlberg’s got to fight, he really likes to let people know that it’s him who has to put himself on the line. Not you. And not any of you other people either, jeez, can’t you just accept that. You may think it’s you, but it’s not, it’s Marky Marky Mark who’s going to have to get in that ring. Not you.
These videos of kids doing cool stuff are like a double-edged sword–sure it’s great to see 6 year old skateboarder Asher Bradshaw killing it at Venice Beach Skatepark, but it’s also kinda depressing to know that at 6 years old this kid is infinitely cooler than you’ll ever be. Ah well, someone do the decent thing and get this kid his own video game.
Talk about beyond weird, a freaky looking bot walks past a diner in Pasadena, CA. Where the hell is he going? This is one of many recent sightings of some freaky looking automated machines on the move in USA. It looks like the Skynet prophecy is actually coming true and as more and more reports of sightings appear people are submitting their own robot videos and photos via this Tumblr page and Tweeting using the hashtag #brilliantmachines. Be afraid!
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