If you were ever wondering how using Blink-182 lyrics to pick up girls might work, then here’s your answer. This guy takes to the streets and starts using their lyrics on random girls in public to see if he’ll have them fighting to go out with him. But it didn’t quite work out so well and instead there’s no dates and plenty of awkwardness. 10/10 for the courage to try though, even if you do sound like Michael Cera.
If you are a very specific person you will think this is one of the funniest things you have ever heard. Basically, if you were in your twenties in the early 90’s and spent a significant proportion of your time coming down off MDMA, on a filthy sofa, monging out to The Orb’s seminal ambient techno track Little Fluffy Clouds, then you qualify. Unless, that is, you were on 40 pills per weekend in which case you don’t do very much, and probably can’t read this. Reposted: Just because it f#cking typifies the wonderful UK weather they are having (yep, i’m in the UK right now)
American filmmaker Vikram Gandhi pretends to be spiritual leader Kumare, a guru from the East. He then goes on to cast his followers under his spell as they seek spiritual guidance in their lives, then filmed it all to make this documentary. Call it an exploitation flick if you like. Personally, i have this on my bucket list to try before i die.
Oh hell yeah. This is what the internet’s all about — Justin Bieber is holding a contest where fans get to make their version of his track “Boyfriend” and the prize for their creativity is to be featured in an upcoming NBC special. What ensues from this girl is a piece of deep fried comedy gold. She must win, please internet. Please.
It was you, you stopped dreaming. And now you’ve ruined it for the rest of us, no more manned space travel, our dreams of living on Mars doomed and left for another generation to pick up our shards of once-promised explorations and head into space to find out the beauty that lies over yonder. And try not to get brutally murdered by senseless aliens while they’re at it.
The words ‘WTF did i just watch?’ come to mind when viewing this, yep, Die Antwoord are back. The band that seem like the delirious product of a cheese-dream by David Lynch passed out after watching Lethal Weapon 2, have a new video out and it’s just as eff’d up as their others, with people doing gun-bongs and Yo-Landi rapping about having more bling than Mr. T. Give it a watch muddafuckas.
The legend that is Zefrank returns to Youtube to point out that your eyes are stupid. Yes, just your ones and no one else. Using a selection of brain-melting optical illusions and his very best Rosie Perez impression he will mock you while messing with your mind and neural cortex until you finally can’t take anymore and scream out in terror, “GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES!” – Sounds great, doesn’t it.
You’ve seen him do “Sexy and I Know It” and “Born This Way ” – Obama definitely likes to sing, we know that. He also likes killing people with drones. Maybe one day the two activities will meet, but until that fateful day, why not enjoy him singing Carly Rae’s hit, with a little help from some editing. If he doesn’t make that second term then a music career awaits.
After many years of bloodshed and horror, the US and Iraq have decided to throw in the towel. But as always, things aren’t quite as simple as just shaking hands and adding each other to the Christmas card list. No, instead there’s a small issues that needs to be resolved. A small issue of a bunker in the oven.
Sometimes it’s hard being a heterosexual. Everyone likes a night in with their buddy, but not when your buddy keeps getting his dick out and thinking it’s hilarious. In fact, if you’ve seen his schlong more than once a week then you might want to review the dynamic of your relationship and possibly come to the uncomfortable realization that you are waaay past the bro-mance phase into the scary unknown. Be afraid.
In what universe do weak men pay a boxing coach to tell them they are crap? This one of course. What a job, getting paid to abuse Wall Street nerds who are about as athletic as a bowl of soup. This guy gets to come along and give them hell, dishing out more ritual humiliation than a dominatrix. And he gets paid for it too. Maybe they should offer this service for people who have lost their jobs because of the global recession.
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