This is, according to its subtitle, an “Award-Winning Mockumentary about the Deaf Man with the Midas Touch”. And it most certainly is, as it follows the life and times of a deaf adult film star who’s so good with his hands he can conduct a woman to orgasm.

Remember Rebecca Black? Yeah, it’s painful, right? Well, Ark Music Factory who inflicted her awfulness upon an unsuspecting world has now churned out another lamewad, d-bagette of a pop singer in the form of one 14-year-old Lexi St. George. Save our souls.

Saruman, he’s known for being a evil bastard, but more annoying than his scheming is the fact that, more than anything, this wizard loves to troll. And here he is showing the fellowship a thing or two about how you go about trolling atop a tower. Pwnd.

It’s a dangerous way to take Captain Picard to warp speed & try to go where no other man has been before, it proved fatal for Michael Hutchence and David Carradine, and now this guy meets his end in one of the most embarrassing ways. Just imagine the person who has to find you — [...]

That’s why you’ve got to love Graham Norton, when all others are falling around him, lying in the arms of corruption and nefarious business practices, he sparkles like a camp Atticus Finch and pushes firmly onwards in search of the shining truth, no matter how ugly and shameful. Putting to rest urban myths like they [...]

You know Rube Goldberg? Well this is Rube Goldberg on acid, freebasing reality through a camera. This is how Skynet may begin if they had the computer consciousness of Dr. Emmet Brown and liked to social network. Watch in wonder as dribble exits your mouth in search of Nirvana.

This is one to watch before you have any kind of food, because if you attempt to watch it afterwards, you’ll find yourself heaving up what you’ve just consumed. It’s pretty intense stuff, why she’s not using those gas masks is anyone’s guess. I’d put five on just in case. Will she managed to survive? [...]

Reggie Watts busting a pretty fly sweater and singing a song about browness; playing around with a loop machine, his voice and the expectations of the crowd. He makes it look so damn easy, it makes you sick just watching his talented self.

This video’s pretty cool, for one it features a girl in a bikini which is always going to get most guys’ attention. And for two, he attaches a camera to the hula hoop so you can pretend you’re whizzing around this pretty woman like you were both spinning around on holiday in each other’s arms. [...]

With a name like Rotting Hill it’s not hard to guess that this vid might feature some of our undead friends. But as well as some gruesome digital effects it also looks at that timeless story of zombie girl meets zombie boy, and zombie girl and boy share the innards of a freshly killed human. [...]

Melbourne, probably one of the best music scenes in the southern hemisphere, people there know what they like, so, what the hell are they listening to? Well, in case you wondered what Australia’s second largest metropolis was filling their musical mind with, then here’s a random selection of what people on the street are digging [...]