Entries from July 2011

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

This Man’s Toast

Making a toasted sandwich can be a dangerous business if your kitchen looks like the set of a Final Destination film. But it’s not always the obvious dangers you have to look out for, like water near electrical appliances. Keep your eyes peeled for those ninja assassins out to get you too.

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Rebecca Black – “My Moment”

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another crud-filled single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection for supplying a historical path to this shitefest. If you start tapping [...]

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Russian Meal Time – Epic Meal Time

Just like Rocky 4 the Epic Meal boys do their bit for Russian-US relations by teaming up with that crazy Russian gun guy, FPSRussia, who has shit loads of weapons he likes to fire into the wilderness and film for the amusement of us interwebs geeks who love big honkin’ guns. Do try this at [...]

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Damn It Feels Good to be a Lannister

If you’ve been watching Game of Thrones, then you’ll be able to have some lolz at this laidback rap about being a Lannister. If you haven’t, then just pretend like you have and laugh along when your buddies laugh, repeating words they say and nodding your head vigorously so you don’t look like some kind [...]

Monday, July 18th, 2011

“You’re Gonna Miss Me” – Lulu and the Lampshades (Cover)

It’s incredible what you can do, musically, with 1 girl & 1 empty plastic disposable cup. You can hit it, turn it upside down and hit it. It’s amazing. Although this would’ve been an even more pertinent cover if she’d used a lampshade as a musical instrument. Maybe that might happen on that ‘difficult’ second [...]

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Tourette’s: Tourette’s Remix

There’s nothing quite as ‘f#cking’ funny as people with Tourette’s, so what better way to showcase their awesome talents than mashing up a video of them saying ingenious phrases like ‘chicken f#cker’ and other offensive remarks.

Friday, July 15th, 2011

Sean Bean Death Reel

It’s Sean Bean dying, again & again. And again. He dies 21 times in total and once you’ve watched it, you have to hand it to the man. He knows how to die, when his time finally comes & the Grim Reaper slithers behind him to suck away his life, he’ll know what to do. [...]

Friday, July 15th, 2011

EPIC WAR!

No matter how old you get, you’re always going to love playing war with toy soldiers, because deep within man’s nature is the urge to kill. Kill to survive, kill to eliminate your competitors, kill to look good in front of the chicks. The subtext of this video is very disturbing, very disturbing indeed. But [...]

Friday, July 15th, 2011

Defined by Music

Making it in the music biz is fraught with ups and downs, it’s the kind of career that you’ll need skin as thick as Cee-Lo’s waist band to survive. But if you do decide to head down this treacherous path, then hope that your rise to meteoric super stardom is swift and successful. Like these [...]

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Studio Killers – Ode To The Bouncer

This is sort of what would happen if Pixar got a little bit friskier, as it features one of the hottest cartoon babes since Jessica Rabbit flashed her furry burrow back in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Is it wrong to fancy a cartoon? No.

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

Ocean Sky

Pray, what divine celestial, oceanic beauty is this? Well, it’s the ocean and the starry sky off the Southern Ocean Coast of Australia in the tried and tested time lapse style that seems to be the default way of shooting this type of nature footage. Still, very pretty. I’d suggest a large glass of your [...]