Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Big Wet Jugs

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be? In utter confusion is where. And zis crazy man here gets all wet just to demonstrate [...]

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Bob Dylan’s “No Direction Period” (un-cut)

Everyone remembers His Bobness’s famous hits, like “Mr Tangerine Man”, “It’s Alright Ma (It’s Just A Scratch)”, “Like A Rolling Stone”, but no one ever remembers the lesser known of his oeuvre that got ripped off by such luminaries as Sir Mix-A-Lot, the protest song singer who likes a big butt or two. And this [...]

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Gentlemen’s Fight Club

In Silicon Valley, no one can hear you scream…as your fellow IT worker from Yahoo thumps you in the neck with a swinging aggressive fist. Who knew that a bunch of geeks decided to deal with the existential angst of modern office life, not by thumping their keyboards but by thumping each other with their [...]

Friday, February 11th, 2011

KORG Monotron Song

As miniature analogue synthesizers that use a stylus go, this is pretty fly. Cart it around in your coat pocket, then when you’re somewhere and everyone’s aching for some synth-party time, you can whip out this little beauty and lay down some sounds. It’s like something a futuristic Link might use when he tires of [...]

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Playmobil Stop Motion – Joy Division’s “Transmission”

Oh hell yeah. A Playmobil Joy Division performing on the TV show ‘Something Else’ in a pretty much shot-for-shot remake of their last performance. Even down to Ian Curtis’s head jitterings. Amazing band, amazing idea, amazingly executed. Dance, dance, dance to the radio, y’all.

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Wrestling Bewbs

“Let’s get ready to F-U-M-B-L-E!!!!”. Welcome to the world of mammary man-handling, where nothing is fake…….*Wait, i’ll get back to you on that! Methinks this new sport would work sooo much better with far less clothing, the sound down, hands moved out the way and she just sat there bouncing up and down in the [...]

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Pole Dancing Wizard

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Sure to cast a spell on you, and all those other puns that you just know should be featured in a post such as this. I’ll leave it to the comments to get creative with that. Who knew Harry Potter fans were [...]

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Ozzy vs. Bieber vs. Best Buy

This is the extended advert of what was aired during the Super Bowl for Best Buy, with Ozzy looking like a washed up gladiator from The Grid and Bieber, well, Bieber looks like he always does: a teenage lesbian. Back in the dee Ozzy would’ve snorted a pipsqueak like Bieber for breakfast, or at least [...]

Monday, February 7th, 2011

Ultimate NooooOOOOOoooOOO! Compilation

You can’t beat a good “NOOOOOOO!!!”, it sums up all the drama and over-the-top appeal of fictionalized moving images. And here are a bunch of them all edited together for our pleasure. They’re all here, long, short, epic, slow, fast, anguished, punctual. All of them. YEEEEEEEAAAAASSS!

Monday, February 7th, 2011

A Stanley Kubrick Odyssey – A Tribute

If you don’t like the films of Stanley Kubrick then you probably can’t see or hear, perhaps you’re a zombie. They’re more Romero fans. However if you’re a living, breathing humanoid then you’ll enjoy this homage montage (homtage?) of edited scenes from all (except Spartacus) of his movies. Awes.

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Ronald McDonald Kidnapped

The Food Liberation Army in Finland have…*dramatic pause*…kidnapped a Ronald McDonald statue and are now holding him hostage unless their demands are met. Demands about getting some free Big Macs, some large fries, a couple of chocolate milkshakes and a Quarter Pounder with cheese, but hold the gherkins.