Friday, January 21st, 2011

Natalie Portman Golden Globes Laugh Loop

Here’s something to try today, take bets with your co-workers as to how long they can listen to this on repeat in a single sitting. If they go over 3 minutes then they are king/queen of the internets. This is what the Golden Globes is all about; crazy laughter, Brendan Fraser clapping like Errol Flynn’s [...]

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Now, If You’ll Excuse Me…

Where would we be without the supercut. We’d find ourselves with not much to do but watch pr0n and, well, watch more pr0n. Not such a bad existence. But sometimes your eyes need a break, just like your wrist does, and that’s where the supercut comes in. This one involves people excusing themselves. Now, if [...]

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Boxes in the Hood

Boxes are, like, totally dope yo. Arts and crafts is just the most pimpin’ shiz you ever do witnizz and this song pays dues to that most gangster of containers, the box. It’s about time too, we be using them for all sorts of storage since, like, 40 years or so. Maybe 45. “If you [...]

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Pink Ponies

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party. They had a strategy, let hype build organically, and targeted the right people. Her friends. And then [...]

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

“Talk about get a life” Stephen Fry on Internet Trolls

Stephen Fry, the fat gay Twitter queen of the internet who’s actually a comic creation of PG Wodehouse, dribbles on about trolls and getting distressed by their trolling ways. Whatever Stephen, why don’t you take your iPad and shove it up your saggy buttock hole you jumped up piece of overstretched scrotum. Lolz.

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Top 10 Sports (Rémi Gaillard)

So that was 2010. What will 2011 hold in store for Rémi, will he take a turn in French politics bringing about a fall in unemployment and uniting the disparate lower and middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry from the local supermarket and throwing it into oncoming [...]

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Ricky Gervais Has HUGE Golden Globes!

Loosely following on with our Glee theme (Chris Colfer won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a TV series), prepare for an Englishman to tell Hollywood how it ‘really’ is in last night’s 68th Golden Globes award ceremony. Sparing no punches and probably killing any chance of future film work Mr. Gervais proved [...]

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Lord of the Rings: Two Tiny Towers

“One fap to rule them all!”. If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural (unlike their freaky hairy feet) and you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe. However, you wouldn’t [...]

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

3 Minutes

Following on with our Glee theme we have Harry Shum, Jr. swapping his dancing shoes for his killing ones’, and not a gay icon in sight, this is more like it! There’s also not a lot to dislike in this. It’s short, it has a gun fight, a lightsaber fight, some macho hero posturing, decapitation, [...]

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Caught on CCTV: Hawt Chick to the Rescue?

What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be [...]

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Cee-lo’s “F*ck You” in Sign Language

It’s almost more enjoyable watching this girl perform this in sign language than it is watching that kinetic typography version. She’s just full of attitude, so next time you’re down the local disco, drunkenly flaying your arms about while trying to rub your crotch on the girl in the tight pink dress, and this song [...]