There’s nowt so entertaining as the mindless slaughter of children. At least, there isn’t according to this Troma film “Beware: Children at Play”. A blood-curdling cry sets the tone nicely and then where off as children get mowed down and shot in the face at point blank range. They just don’t make them like this [...]

“You wanna piece of me!?” NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. What do you do when confronted with an army of plastic sword-wielding ninjas? For a start you don’t laugh and think that just because they have plastic swords you can take ‘em. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do [...]

If you’re a fan of the TV show Dexter, then you’ll be a fan of the opening credits, the exotic music comes in and we see Dexter go through his morning routine all with hints at his serial killing secret life. How very clever. Well, here’s a neat cover of the theme music. Enjoy.

Remember, appearances can be deceiving. This guy looks pretty normal from just staring at him at the beginning. The nose piercing is a bit of a hint though, and then once the make up starts to come off his real self is revealed. He is a man covered in tattoos. And he will be judged [...]

A group of teenagers break in to a swimming pool for some night-swimming and fun times but then… it all takes a turn for the weird. It’s time like this that you wish an angry, bearded Kurt Russell would turn up with a flamethrower and start laying waste. But he’s too busy being angry about [...]

Words vs bullets – who’s going to win? Well when they’re flying out of two guys’ mouths then probably the words, at least according to this world-wide appeal for ‘International alert’. These two might want to take a closer look at their diet, whatever it is they’re eating is causing some strange symptoms. Thank god [...]

The beautiful poignancy that can be elicited from putting a zombie in a penguin suit and playing some string music over the top. Instead of this flesh-eating undead maniac installing fear or mockery in us, we feel sorry for his dumb ass. Because, if he’s in a penguin suit he must’ve had some lame-ass job [...]

You could do worse in life then learning all 170 of these and quoting them in context when the chances arise. It’ll enrich your life, it’ll enrich anyone’s life who’s within listening distance. Because he may’ve had a diverse career that stretched from Westerns to cop thrillers and back to Westerns, but he always remained [...]

This is how you troll your son after you’ve left this mortal coil. Just because you’re lying six feet under doesn’t mean you can’t do some post-death wind ups. Bobby thought he was getting the timeshare in Albuquerque, but he gets something far more valuable to his pa, his collection of dildos. Yep, you read [...]

Leave it up to Method Man to rap about penis pumps in a Sour Patch Kids commercial. Somebody had to and no one else was going to step up so Method Man saw his calling and told it like it is. A seasoned rap veteran like him brings a certain dark charm to the arena [...]

Curiouser & curiouser… Reeee-spec to these people, bringing the science & the thirst for knowledge to the kids & the general dumbass public. People be too damn stoopid to want to know about the stuff of the science realm but these people don’t care, they will bring the edumacation & they will bring it hard. [...]