Joe’s Before Bro’s
It’s a movie about a children’s toy from the 1980’s starring a former professional wrestler. What’s not to love? Sure the storyline will probably stink up theaters across the globe something fierce, but if you’re there for the storyline you deserve everything you get. Come on, admit it, secretly you can’t wait for ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ to come out. Just you, a bag of popcorn, the twin baldness of Bruce Willis and The Rock — it’s the guiltiest pleasure there is and you know you’re going to be down the cinema with the biggest, loudest screen there is so you can lose yourself in the mindless nonsense.