Scared Straight – Ice M.F. Mike
As prison inmates go, this guys the bomb. He’s supposed to be helping kids get on the straight and narrow by scaring them shitless, but Ice Motherf*cker Mike is like the Samuel L. Jackson of inmates, telling a girl “I’d apologize for spitting on you, but fuck you”? The only problem is, he’s so funny kids’ll probably start doing crime just so they can meet this badass mofo in person.