Entries from December 2012

Thursday, December 13th, 2012

Thursday Punchy Pics

Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

Mine Kafon – An Ingenius Minesweeping Device

Now this is ingenuity, a low cost and effective solution for clearing mines using a wind-powered bamboo tumbleweed, which would roll along clearing minefields as it goes. It’s the genius idea of Afghan design graduate Massoun Hassadi and is a finalist in the $200,000 FOCUS FORWARD Filmmaker Competition. If there’s any justice in the world [...]

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

Mack Boots | Sexy Puppy Workout

Never in your life will you want to be a dog so much as after watching this video. As Mack the Bulldog gets to watch Renee workout wearing the skimpiest clothes in the world. If this is what a dog’s life is then, by god, I wouldn’t mind eating all that shitty dog food if [...]

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

The Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation 2012

Fail videos are marvelous fun, and fail videos featuring girls give YouTubers the chance to be misogynist in the comments section, so that’s something. So sit back and enjoy some women from around the world falling over while trying to pole dance and slipping over in their bikinis. Then make with the sexist comments.

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

Bane Outtakes (Auralnauts extended edition)

Before the character of Bane was finalized he went through quite a few variations with his dialogue, a lot of them concerning food and whether people were getting enough fiber, because he’s actually full of concern and love beneath that mask. He even steps up for some freestyle rapping, and it’s a real shame they [...]

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

An Alien Claymation

Ultraviolent claymator Lee Hardcastle unveils his latest tale which is full of Christmas cheer about a father who invites aliens into his home, only to end up with chaos, alien blood-letting, and gory green goo everywhere. Come to think of it, it has nothing to do with Christmas whatsoever. But it does have a drill/machete [...]

Monday, December 10th, 2012

Oblivion (2013) Trailer

Director Joseph Kosinski, the man who brought the world Tron: Legacy, is now bringing the world this movie, set on a post-apocalyptic Earth, where we all live above the clouds (like Care Bears) and scavengers illegally visit the earth to collect artifacts. Then, one day, a young curious type discovers a crashed spacecraft and [...]

Monday, December 10th, 2012

Get Hyper

YouTuber KSI and his buddy dress up as Teletubbies and go on a frenetic downtown adventure in London, UK. This involves body popping, dancing in a library (shhhhh!), busting into people’s hotel rooms, and generally winding up as many people as they can, without getting punched. Because who could punch a Teletubbie?

Monday, December 10th, 2012

Best Bike Rental

You’ve got to hand it to the Stason Brothers, two twin bros who make commercials and stuff that generally seem to feature women with not very many clothes on. Which is no bad thing, so take this advert for bike rentals for instance, which you wouldn’t know unless I told you. But, to be fair, [...]

Saturday, December 8th, 2012

YouTube Duet: Miles Davis Improvising on LCD Soundsystem

James Murphy’s ode to the Big Apple gets augmented by the genius of Miles Davis thanks to the power of the interland! So a little bit of trumpet and a little bit of Kermit crooning away until the tears start flowing and you start missing New York with all your heart and mind, even though [...]

Saturday, December 8th, 2012

The Dangers of Being a Television News Reporter

Of all the occupational hazards of being a television news reporter, perhaps the greatest threat of all is, well, the entire job. At least if your only source of information of what a reporter has to endure is this compilation of reporters having to endure all kinds of horrors. Note to self: don’t be a [...]