Tuesday, July 10th, 2012

Fletch & Vaughan: ‘This is What Crazy SOUNDS Like’

Two amusing New Zealand radio presenters, Fletch & Vaughan, read out the ‘What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging” post which found its way onto the internet and harrowed everyone who read it. But, just in case you weren’t quite sure how crazy this woman is, these two reiterate it, while it’s handily illustrated using [...]

Monday, July 9th, 2012

Albert – ‘Booty Pop’ (6 yr old rapper) Official

This little guy’s from South Florida and at six years old and he’s more of a playa than you’ll ever be — he’s got women shaking their booties in his face in a video that will be outraging morals the world over. Even people four times his age can’t claimed to have done that. By [...]

Monday, July 9th, 2012

Nitro Circus The Movie 3D

Guys doing ridiculous, life-threateningly dangerous stunts deserves to be on a large screen in 3D so you can truly immerse yourself in the stupidity of others. Step up Travis Pastrana and his loony friends to make sure the public gets what the public needs: expensive dumbness in 3D. To boldly go where only Jackass has [...]

Friday, July 6th, 2012

Moby Song (Director’s Cut)

It’s a common problem, just how do you identify Moby when there’s so many bald men with slap-heads and geeky specs around that look just like him? I mean, can you even tell your Michael Stipe from your Bruce Willis? That sort of thing could keep you awake at night. Step into the fray Adam [...]

Friday, July 6th, 2012

Eli Porter Documentary (Full-Length)

If you’re familiar with the legend of Eli Porter, then prepare to be entertained. If you’re not then he was an amateur rapper who rose to internet infamy through a video of his high school rap battle. But rather than letting me explain, just make yourself comfortable and prepare for further enlightenment. Never has 4 [...]

Friday, July 6th, 2012

In the Future, Your Drug Dealer Will Be a Printer

Scoring drugs is one of life’s great ballaches. Either a friend knows some guy who lives on some shady estate full of people sharpening their dog’s teeth on park swings. Or you get them off some random in a club whose entire body is an event horizon for his giant pupils. But don’t worry, it [...]

Thursday, July 5th, 2012

Box Art Battle

‘It’s like Toy Story, only shittier’ is the tagline for this mini action movie which pits popular video game characters against each other, but all the while still constrained with the confines of their respective cover designs. So we get bloody warfare as John Marston from Red Dead Redemption takes on Zelda and Big Daddy [...]

Thursday, July 5th, 2012

‘The Star Wars That I Used To Know’

Using Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” as the melody this parody perfectly sums up how every fan is feeling about this once-loved franchise. A franchise that increasingly fell out of favour with its fanbase as Lucas Pucas wrung every last bit of cash he could from this depleted cow.

Thursday, July 5th, 2012

Thursday Punchy Pics

Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, the scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012

Challenges of Getting to Mars: Curiosity’s Seven Minutes of Terror

Anyone who’s seen Brian De Plama’s “Mission to Mars” not only knows how difficult getting to the red planet can be, but also how shit De Palma’s films got in the 2000’s. In this video NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory talk about the challenges faced by the Curiosity Mars rover in its final minutes when landing [...]

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012

Matt and Kim – ‘Let’s Go’

Matt and Kim, Indie popsters who scored fame by earning the Breakthrough Music Video MTV award in 2009 for “Lessons Learned”, where they walked through Times Square while stripping down to their flesh, have a new video out. There’s no stripping in this vid but it does have basketballer Pat the Roc, “the world’s greatest [...]