Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

Meanwhile, On The Interwebs…

Weird – So This Guy Got His Ears Cropped
Tech – Microsoft Unveils New ‘Surface’ Tablets.
Food – Cookbooks Are Headed for Extinction—and That’s OK
Health – Insurance companies sell injuries to the highest bidder
Celeb – Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis announced their separation
Celeb – J.D. Williams of ‘The Wire’ – Cops Forget He’s Not a Drug [...]

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

Jerry Sandusky + Call Me Maybe (Pedo Remix)

This is a video remix that is essentially saying, yo! Fox, ABC, and all the other networks, why don’t you stop exploiting victims’ suffering by plastering their horror all over the TVs and interwebs for everyone to juicily lap up all the gory details and your ratings go sky high. A pedo-zombie-apocalypse-mashup. Grimmo.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

Christopher Walkenthrough Legend of Zelda

Who better than Christopher Walken to take you through the popular NES game, explaining the bad guys and what to avoid. The only thing that could make this any better is if Werner Herzog joined him and the two of them went off on some strange surreal narration about the Great Gatsby.

Monday, June 18th, 2012

Stop Motion Surfing Awesomeness with Perfect Holiday

Surf artist Karim Rejeb follows up his first stop motion surfing video, Lino, with this, called Perfect Holiday. And if you were a fan of the first video then you’ll certainly lap this one up, as little Play Mobil figures head out on a totally rad surfs up adventure gnarly awesome dude!

Monday, June 18th, 2012

Breaking Bad: Requiem for a Dream

The anguished story of Walter White is laid bare in this recap of seasons 1-4 showing Walt’s trajectory from cancer sufferer to drug kingin, set to that song from Requiem for a Dream that would make footage of someone straining out a shit seem like the most poignant and dramatic thing you’ve ever seen.

Sunday, June 17th, 2012

Le Peuple de l’Herbe – Parler le fracas

The is a radically awesome music video for “Parler le fracas,” by French hip-hop group Le Peuple de l’Herbe. It’s influence is Orwell’s Animal Farm updated for discontent of the Occupy Wall Street era. So we get pigs in riot police gear facing off with disenfranchised industrial workers who are a goose, a chameleon, and [...]

Friday, June 15th, 2012

Crazy Christians

Believing in invisible sky wizards takes a leap of faith (especially after watching this), but earnestly believing that Papa Smurf will steal a child’s soul requires a leap of sheer insanity. Anyone who believes that they turned into a cobra from the waist up should really be wearing one of those nice jackets with the [...]

Friday, June 15th, 2012

Krispy Kreme – “Best Friends”

This is the Alabaman rapper’s–the “Rebecca Black of rapping”–new track and it’s sitting comfortably with well over a million views. It seems his buddy Mike has fallen into a spot of bother, the sort of bother where you end up in field with a black sack over your head. Go rescue him Krispy! Haters gonna [...]

Thursday, June 14th, 2012

Youtube Haiku – Compilation #1

Not sure if this is strictly speaking a haiku but don’t let a little thing like that put you off because this is awesome to the power of Chuck Norris. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh the tears dry. If the internet wasn’t invented so we could all laugh at edited together funny videos, then [...]

Thursday, June 14th, 2012

Crying Film Baby

Every major film blockbuster needs a wailing baby. Fact. Where would the movie Titanic be without a crying baby interrupting the most famous piece of dialogue from it? Or for that matter, where would 300 be? Or Jerry Maguire and even Gandalf? Yes, some classic movies are made infinitely more cry baby-tastic with the insertion [...]

Wednesday, June 13th, 2012

Miami Zombie Attack Prank!

This is just what you need after some crazed drug addict has eaten someone’s face off, some prankster taking advantage of everyone shitting themselves by staging a zombie attack. The responses from the people of Miami range from running away in terror and boarding up your house to some guy pulling out a handgun to [...]