Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

So most people have both watched porn and had sex, probably not at the same time, unless the sex was really that dull. And you’ll know that the two are quite different, and making those differences explicit in vegetable form is the video above, so finally it’s cleared up for all those who were trying [...]

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

Experiments in Speed

Taking inspiration from the speed freaks of the salt flats, who back in the 1960s upped the Land Speed Record from the 300s up towards the 600mph mark in jet-propelled cars built in their sheds, like the maniacs they were, these guys decided to build a bicycle in the old-skool tradition, but build it for [...]

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

The Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation

It looks like it was a good year to fail, especially if you were a woman. At least according to this compilation anyway, featuring 10 minutes of fails for you to satisfy your schadenfreude and build up some bad karma. So after laughing your ass off at these poor fools, be careful when you step [...]

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

Epic Chick Fight (Live Action Family Guy Chicken Fight)

If you’re familiar with Family Guy then you’ll be familiar with the epic chicken fight that has occurred in numerous episodes, where Peter fights a giant chicken after the chicken gives him a bad coupon. The majesty and epicness of those battles are reenacted IRL with two stunt women, Jessie Graff and Tree O’Toole, who [...]

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

Aubrey Plaza’s Masturbation Scene Was, Um, Awkward

In the comedy film ‘The To Do List’ Aubrey Plaza plays a high school senior who feels she needs to have a few more sexual experiences before she heads off to college. And one of the scenes involves her having to get intimate with herself which sounds like it was incredibly awkward when it was [...]

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

Star Wars Downunder Trailer

Finally someone’s had the decency to marry Star Wars with the stereotypes found in your average Australian beer commercial for the fanmade Star Wars Downunder – And bugger-me if it doesn’t look great – It’s a 30 minute film that you’ll definitely want to see, especially after watching the trailer — fans of Australian beer [...]

Monday, July 29th, 2013

I Put A Spell On You – Lip Sync

Feeling in a bad mood? Then put on some Screamin’ Jay Hawkins and lip sync along and watch all your worries disappear as you act like an idiot for a few minutes. And if you can’t be bothered to do that, then do the next best thing which is watching this guy lip sync along [...]

Monday, July 29th, 2013

Oldboy – Official Trailer

If you’ve seen the original than you might be in two minds about this Hollywood remake by Spike Lee, but after watching this trailer you might be convinced, as it follows the trials of Josh Broslin, an advertising executive who is kidnapped and held hostage for 20 years in solitary confinement. Then, once he’s released, [...]

Saturday, July 27th, 2013

Slip n’ Slide Launches People Into Kiddie Pools

Watching this at a normal frame rate is just annoying, as all you’d be doing is sitting there looking at people having a great time in the sun while you’re sat at a computer hating. But film it in 1000fps and then you have a mesmerizing piece of footage of a fat man flying through [...]

Friday, July 26th, 2013

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

Say goodbye to any fond memories you had of Uncle Scrooge and his nephews, because they are about to be shattered into a million pieces along with your hopes and dreams with this scientifically accurate version of the Disney cartoon. And it turns out actual ducks aren’t really that nice to each other, in fact [...]

Friday, July 26th, 2013

Worst Thing in Australia

It’s the Cowdownie Fair! Head on down for fun for all the family! And by fun they mean abject misery, but misery’s good for the soul, it builds character and it’s a helluva lot cheaper than taking them to Disney World. For just $13 an hour you can stand in a paddock field or you [...]