Entries Tagged as 'americans'

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Billycock TVC “Denim Worth Dying For”

Yeah, so this denim may be produced in exotic climes by small hands who work for less than $5 a decade but they look super fine on this hot chick’s sweet ass. That way she can distract us from the fact that the clothes are made unethically because beautiful people make everything OK.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Fiji Vignette 3/3

This guy surfing in the ocean is shot so clean and crisp it makes you thirsty for salt water. You want to just dive in there and start lapping it all up even though you know it’ll turn your mouth into sandpaper. But at least watching it might make you forget how miserable the weather [...]

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Joe Rogan – What Is Reality

If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, as weird as that may seem, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind. Piloting his flesh vehicle around trying to figure [...]

Friday, November 25th, 2011

The Unexpected Downside of Having the World’s Largest Penis

Just because you have a schlong the size of an elephant’s trunk, doesn’t mean to say that the world is all drugs, booze, and hot chicks. You end up becoming a freakshow circus constantly having to whip out the old chap and show people in the street so they can take photos and put them [...]

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

The Bears Talk China’s Manipulated Currency

Confused about China’s manipulated currency in the global economic mindfuck that is the state of the world’s finances at this moment in space-time? Then you need the help of these animated bears who’ll set you straight and turn that world of confusion into a tunnel of enlightenment. It isn’t just kids who learn things from [...]

Monday, November 14th, 2011

Kenny Brooks Advanage Comedian

When it comes to career choices, no one usually wants to become a door-to-door salesman, but this guy is something else. He’s a bona-fide comedian, I bet just after he delivers this amazing sales patter he gets the first plane to Alaska and starts selling ice to the locals. What a star. I’ll take 3 [...]

Sunday, November 13th, 2011

Made In Detroit: Eminem And Chrysler

Detroit, it’s a place famous for a few things, but mostly for producing plenty of automobiles and also that guy who starred in that movie, 8 Mile. And while Mr Marshall Bruce Mathers III and the Motor City have both had to endure their fair share of hardships and upsets, it didn’t stop them from [...]

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Quentin Tarantino – The Works

Quentin Tarantino, he is the bomb without a doubt. If you’re not into his kinetic, homage-laden movies then you must have dead eyes and dead ears and be generally dead inside. Maybe you’re a zombie, but I imagine even they like watching Tarantino, probably all the movement. Anyway, enjoy this celebration of his sweet awesomeness. [...]

Friday, November 11th, 2011

What Girls Think About During Sex

The sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts, more about how the smell of balls seems to permeate the air. Still, we get to go where [...]

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Pop Medley 2011 (Sam Tsui & Kurt Schneider)

Well, if you’re onto lame-assed pop music that sounds like it’s been shat out of a contestant on X-Factor, then this little medley should have you jizzing in your pants. If, however, you’re into music with balls and a decent riff, then you can spend your time ridiculing this talented, but slightly s(w)hite, guy. I’m [...]

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Funny Halloween Prank – Fake Trick Or Treater Prank

It’s the time of year when we all celebrate evil, but in its most cutesy form possible. So, naturally, it’s also the time of the Halloween Prank. But in the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy (and [...]