Do you know what it takes to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel? It’s like a contest for ninja-warrior-Olympian-Mensa-Illuminati. It’s that difficult, so when you see a bunch of sensuous super beings shamelessly miming badly in their underwear to a Katy Perry track, there’s only one thing you can do. Be grateful.

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton or as they’re collectively known: Tyler Durden, sing that old blues standard, the classic “Penor Song”. Muddy Waters used to tour this little number and I believe it’s what inspired Eric Clapton to write his classic track, “The Man With Two Penises”. Fight Club, was the most significant piece of [...]

The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’, just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all [...]