Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. But no one likes eating cereal when it gets interrupted by cereal stealing mofos, taking all that lovely fresh stock your ma just bought down the cereal shop. But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with [...]

It’s great being in a relationship, because instead of sitting at home on your own trawling the internet, you get to argue with someone whenever they want. Think of it as mental sparring, kind of like a Socratic dialogue but where every other spoken word is full of venom and vitriol, and each argument isn’t [...]

We’ve had the Facebook movie, now there’s a film about a man who doesn’t have a Facebook. It’s a story of love, betrayal, face-to-face interaction. A story that doesn’t want you to “like” on your Facebook page. A story of a man who refuses to have a profile, a man who uses paper and never [...]

A young child gives her incredible analysis of pictures of kittens. Cutting through the veneer of metaphor that hangs heavy, tearing through the semantic web to reveal the Platonian absolutes that exist beyond space-time in their abstract forms. Either that or she’s recently done a lot of crystal meth!?

This one should have you hooked from the title alone. And if that doesn’t make you want to torrent the fuck out of this movie right now, how about if you knew it stars Game of Thrones‘ Peter Dinklage, True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten, Firefly‘s Summer Glau, Treme‘s Steve Zahn, It’s Always Sunny‘s Jimmi Simpson, and [...]

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about, get the best minds on the job and then go out there and get the girl. As long as you don’t take too long [...]

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. It’s Monday, the day on the internet where music is shared, so why not give this a listen to and start your week off like it was a Friday night rave, in the kind of club you’d NOT want to frequent in Blade 2. Throw [...]

In France it seems, even the zombies like dubstep. And they seem to have those slavering undead maniacs quite well trained, where instead of mindlessly attacking humans and ripping the flesh from their bones, they’d rather execute a well rehearsed dance routine for us all to enjoy.

The cuddle is an intimate act that doesn’t require you grunt like an animal, instead it’s all about exploring the tenderness of two living things sharing the joy of snuggling. It doesn’t matter if that’s between man and woman, man and beast, spoon and fork, or man and Bob Saget.

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.

With the world in ruin: riots in England, numbers losing their integrity, Obama getting all those grey hairs. What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.