Asian Carp have overrun the Illinois River in Peoria, and only one may could save the it from this foreign pest. Using a samurai sword and a shredder claw he took to the water on water skis and set about slicing and dicing these unwanted fish out of existence. If you’re an Asian carp and [...]

Sure it’s Friday, traditionally the day everyone slacks off and doesn’t come back to work after lunch, but it doesn’t mean we can’t get some edumacation. Sort of. It’s as simple as watching a funny cat video but with less of the lolz, so sit back, pretend like you’re working and have a little watch, [...]

So Osama’s bin laden to rest and now the world has to suffer the slings and arrows of man penis in tight pants. Ah well, at least it has a catchy tune and at least they’re not kissing in public because then, quite obviously, the fabric of reality would unravel and death would consume us [...]

Osama may’ve been caught, but he hasn’t released a short film parodying the single that launched his career as an obnoxious bratty rich kid singing about partying in a meta-parody of himself that features just about every Hollywood actor who’s ever stepped in front of a camera. And his compound probably never saw the thrilling [...]

Who knew embryos could skate? But they can, and do so very well. By the time they grow up they’re going to be so good at skating they’ll probably invent hoverboards and maybe even be the first people to skate on the moon. It could happen, anything’s possible. Or maybe they’ll grow out of it [...]

The scream that keeps on screaming, sound designer Benjamin Burtt Jr. discovered the original recording (it was labelled “Man being eaten by alligator”) and used it in a little movie he was involved in called Star Wars. Being a man who liked to rinse the hell out of something and milk it until it was [...]

Prepare to experience awesome! Forget about the filmic turds that are Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Terminator Salvation, any self-respecting cyborg would know that this is the true 3rd part to complete the trilogy. It’s quite simply, incredimazing. So good it warrants making up a new word that is a barbarism of two [...]

A long time ago, like in the 1980s or something, there was a trailer & it was used to advertise a film. This is the story of that trailer. Not really, this is a bunch of work shy film students trying to make a formulaic action trailer for the movie moguls of L.A. Will they [...]

This chick is such a badass she can exert control over sharks, the bullies of the sea, balancing them on her hand, juggling them, playing with them like they were a bunch of pussies or sea lions. When word gets out to the rest of the underwater community that sharks can be tamed like this [...]

These insane adrenaline freaks have an avalanche lapping at their heels like death chasing them, and the steep French Alps in front of them. Surrounded by danger, but do they give a damn, no. This should be an inspiration to us all to go out there and live! To take life by the swinging bollocks [...]

It’s time for your morning music fix of Euro-techno happy hardcore wake-up call to the power of hard dance, complete with raving mulleted Germans going ze crazy in a motor car. Crank it up real loud, and if you’re sat at work, take your headphones out so the whole office can hear, stand on your [...]