You never know what lies in store for you when you go out on a date. That person may seem perfectly normal, but just wait until you’re trapped alone with them for four hours at a restaurant. But there can also be some pleasure with the pain. And so it goes. Here, two women and [...]

John Lennon meets Jack Nicholson’s crazed writer in this mashup of the Kubrick horror classic and Lennon’s hit “Instant Karma”. The Overlook Hotel never looked so groovy, but you still wouldn’t want to go and stay there, for fear of dementia setting in and getting trapped inside an old photo.

Those godforsaken algorithms!! Narrowing our online searches so we get trapped in “filter bubbles” that are created as Facebook, Google and loads of other companies tailor the results to what they think you want to see. So everything becomes personalised and we all get trapped in our own reality tunnels. What to do? Smash the [...]

Unfortunately this tale of the world’s most wanted terrorist rising from his watery grave to reap unholy revenge on the world is not a real trailer but instead is an entry in a French film contest. Which is a crying shame as this would be the greatest b-movie since Sharktopus. Bin Laden is dead-good.

Hang on just one cotton-picking minute, this doesn’t look like Britney. It looks more like a horror show. Unless Britney’s decided to lose her marbles again and wrap herself in cured meats while parading around on all fours? If this is the sort of fanbase she has then, um, she should probably avoid meeting any [...]

Those over dramatic TV shows may get all the cred when it comes to showing footage of animals attacking, but no one does it better than the movies. Because they can CGI up any sort of animal they want and then they can set it upon their unsuspecting human. Animals, they’re not our friends, they [...]

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak! Sure, she may look weird and sound like a shit, but anything’s better than [...]

The slow, stumbling dragging of the feet along the floor. It can only be two things, really drunk people whose shoes have seen better days or ZOMBIES!!!! And although zombies are known for their love of devouring the flesh of the living, they also like going for days out like the rest of us. You [...]

Well, this is all a bit weird. But at least it has a group of women jiggling their asses about in a field dressed as sheep. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in [...]

You’ve got to love fan films, refreshing the parts of fanboys and girls that film companies are just to afraid too reach. And you can most certainly fap to this, if you’re a fan of the Portal game series. It has a well worn opening of someone (a woman) waking up in a room alone, [...]

This starts off way on the wrong side of freaky, featuring as it does a man dressed in a gold zentai suit rubbing himself like a kinky C-3PO. Then off that comes only to reveal what Shrek might look like if he got into the 1970s New York gay scene. What’s even more upsetting is [...]