You might not know Patrice Wilson by name, but you’ll know him from his shitty viral ear diseases he infests on the world through YouTube videos like Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and Nicole Westbrook’s “Thanksgiving”. But rather than go away and hole himself up in a cave never to be seen again, which would be the [...]

Well, this guy could be forgiven for thinking he was some kind of superhero. Him and his “friend” head to the wrong side of the tracks and the worst happens, nightmare stuff – he gets f’d up in broad daylight by a shotgun. Next thing he knows his arm is hanging off and he has [...]

There’s no denying it, zombies are pretty dumb, lumbering around all dead inside, driven by nothing more than the primal instinct to feast on the flesh of the living. If there wasn’t so many of them, waddling about like drunken revelers who’ve had too much, then they wouldn’t last five minutes.

Taylor Swift’s track ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ gets a rather disturbing parody, as Overly Attached Girlfriend lives up to her meme name and sends fear into the hearts of men the whole internet over with this overly attached rendition. If you were her ex, you’d be filling the restraining order right about [...]

Meet Donna Simpson, she’s spent years getting paid top dollar to munch her way through transfat-laden junk like tacos and pizza on “fat fetish” cam sites. After doing this for some time she’s ended up at a ridiculous 600lbs, now she’s struggling to lose the weight in order to get a normal life back for [...]

So as we enter the final week of our existence and the countdown begins to the end of the world, lets take a moment to reflect on what advantages the Mayan prophecy has presented us with. Sure there might be erupting volcanoes and rivers of lava blocking our escape from the marauding zombies intent on [...]

OK, prepare for the worst, as Olivier Newton-John and John Travolta team up for what can only be described as an audiovisual turd. It’s so sickeningly saccharine that after you’ve puked your guts up then you can only laugh at it. The good news: This album’s proceeds go to charity, split between the foundations set [...]

Ever wondered what 64 horror movies in a five minute montage looked like? They look like this–for maximum effect watch very late at night on your own with the wind howling outside and the shadows creeping up the walls so you’ll not sleep and wake up the next day tired and angry and with a [...]

Talk about beyond weird, a freaky looking bot walks past a diner in Pasadena, CA. Where the hell is he going? This is one of many recent sightings of some freaky looking automated machines on the move in USA. It looks like the Skynet prophecy is actually coming true and as more and more reports [...]

They’ve invaded towns and cities, the Grand Canyon, the Amazon, so the next logical step would be to come into your home and invade your privacyz. So be careful what you get up to, because Google are coming with their 9-eyed camera to find your home and invade the fuck out of it.

With the housing market being a bit shaky at the moment and the credit crunch hitting some people hard, maybe it’s time we looked at this Chris Morris sketch for inspiration. You could use sex to bargain with, sex in exchange for dropping the price, sex before the exchange of contracts. And not just penetrative [...]