The school portrait is a seminal moment in a child’s life. They don’t know it at the time but they’ll look back at that and think about who they were back then and who they’ve turned into now they’re a big adult. So why not kill those dreams before they start to manifest and inject [...]

Yeah, so this denim may be produced in exotic climes by small hands who work for less than $5 a decade but they look super fine on this hot chick’s sweet ass. That way she can distract us from the fact that the clothes are made unethically because beautiful people make everything OK.

If you don’t find yourself enjoying this–come on, it has Spongebob in it–then check your pulse, you may’ve turned into a zombie made from pure anger who can only enjoy themselves when they’re feasting on hate. For those of us who aren’t angry zombies full of scorn, then a little toe-tapping is in order. 10 [...]

Confused about China’s manipulated currency in the global economic mindfuck that is the state of the world’s finances at this moment in space-time? Then you need the help of these animated bears who’ll set you straight and turn that world of confusion into a tunnel of enlightenment. It isn’t just kids who learn things from [...]

If you’d have asked me before watching this video who’d win in a fight between zombies and strippers I’d have said zombies. But then most strippers don’t have a flaming vajajay that can shoot fire 3ft in the air. When you’ve got that sort of arsenal between your legs, that’s really a game changer.

The sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts, more about how the smell of balls seems to permeate the air. Still, we get to go where [...]

A truly tantalising tongue twister teasing moment from the Motilo ‘Lips Of Babel’ series as 13 resplendent models recite tongue twisters in their native language. But take stock, because this might be your only chance to see that many pairs of sensuous lips — belonging to the world’s most stunning models no less — talk [...]

Well, I don’t know about you but it’s adverts like this that can convince me to buy absolutely anything. They could be selling garbage bags dusted with dried pig shit and I’d be down the store ordering twenty of them before you could say the word gullible’s been removed from the English language.

This is one lucky 8 year old boy, getting to hang out with a hot female rapper while she sings about her holiest of holies. You have to learn about the furry cup at some point, this seems like the perfect way to do so.

You never know what lies in store for you when you go out on a date. That person may seem perfectly normal, but just wait until you’re trapped alone with them for four hours at a restaurant. But there can also be some pleasure with the pain. And so it goes. Here, two women and [...]

This is a story of two groins drawn to each other across the vastness of space-time, a magnetic pull exerting itself over one man and one woman. What does it mean? Is fate ordaining it? Are the gods willing these two to make the beast with two backs…?