“Let’s get ready to F-U-M-B-L-E!!!!”. Welcome to the world of mammary man-handling, where nothing is fake…….*Wait, i’ll get back to you on that! Methinks this new sport would work sooo much better with far less clothing, the sound down, hands moved out the way and she just sat there bouncing up and down in the [...]

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party. They had a strategy, let hype build organically, and targeted the right people. Her friends. And then [...]

It’s almost more enjoyable watching this girl perform this in sign language than it is watching that kinetic typography version. She’s just full of attitude, so next time you’re down the local disco, drunkenly flaying your arms about while trying to rub your crotch on the girl in the tight pink dress, and this song [...]

Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science for the inner-nerd in all of us [...]

She’s called Charlotte, she’s a cute little rugrat and she seems destined to have a future with the Republican Party of “NO” when she’s older. In fact she’s taking the negative to the extreme and beyond, declining any form of subtle manipulation that mummy & daddy can throw at her. I like this kid, she [...]

Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing was obviously a complete virgin and never really took a moment to consider the unspoken language of ‘love’, or in this case, pretty much the next best thing, the female reaction a chick has to sitting on Microlab’s latest commercial offering. It may sound like complete Russian [...]

Xmas is ALL about giving! Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this year? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Christmas cheer! – If only [...]

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Anyway, enough groundbreaking news, at least now when you type “Lindsay Lohan sex tape” into Google you’ll get an answer that [...]

A shameless way to promote their brand, it’s just fortunate for us that La Senza make underwear and not Spanx for fat chicks. So we get cute girls in their smalls lying down on beds saucily “oohing” and “aahing” while shots of their breasts and butts are intercut with the music. Just like on Christmas [...]

Do you know what it takes to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel? It’s like a contest for ninja-warrior-Olympian-Mensa-Illuminati. It’s that difficult, so when you see a bunch of sensuous super beings shamelessly miming badly in their underwear to a Katy Perry track, there’s only one thing you can do. Be grateful.

Hawt workouts are great, hawt workouts are great. Sorry, you don’t need to be told that twice. If exercise was more like this the world wouldn’t be full of obese Snorlaxes shuffling their wobbly hides from KFC to McDonald’s like a bunch of whales with feet. The government really needs to look into making exercise [...]