Entries Tagged as 'fail'

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Sh*t Homophobic People Say

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do [...]

Friday, December 30th, 2011

The Best Viral Videos Of 2011: A Retrospective

This video was flying around before the Christmas holidays, but in case you were too busy going out and getting trashed, here it is. So sit back, saviour, and fondly remember–as you get teary of eye, wistful of gaze–these internet vids and lol your way through the ups and downs and cats and fails of [...]

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Best fails of 2011

It’s the end of the year and so as with everything, it’s time to roll out the best of from an endless variety of categories, and one of those categories is the fail. It’s been a good year for failing, both large and small, from the world’s economies to the Euro to politics and beyond. [...]

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

I’m Rick Perry and I Approve This Message.

Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry–and Rick Perry’s here to make it weak. As weak as his idiotic mind that hearts religion but lacks tolerance. Surely, somewhere in those doctrines there’s something about turning the other cheek (doesn’t matter where that cheek is on the body) and embracing your fellow [...]

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Special Forces

A group of elite soldiers are attempting to take down some guerilla soldiers in the jungle when they run into some complications. Before they undertake these hazardous missions it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, as it’s always difficult trying to mime something [...]

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Pussycat Dolls FAIL!

This video quickly goes from hilarious to creepy in a matter of minutes. Two girls are messing around and having some lulz miming along to the Pussycat Dolls, then all of a sudden we enter pant-staining territory as the back garden starts going all horror movie. Trees start moving, bikes start falling over, something’s out [...]

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Kristen Stewart School of Acting

She’s the greatest 21 year old teenager of her generation, single-handedly showing the acting world how to be the most miserable human being alive. Here you can see a masterclass of acting as she exhales breath in a stroppy way, runs her hands through the sides of her hair, and blinks her eyelids. It doesn’t [...]

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Top Ten Creationist Arguments

Those goddamn (pun most def intended) Creationists, it’s surprising they managed to evolve thumbs. But somehow, due to some weird mysterious science thing called evolution, they did. So if nothing else they should be thanking evolution for their thumbs, without which they’d find it hard to flick through their story books and read about all [...]

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Freaky Popstar Trishii

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak! Sure, she may look weird and sound like a shit, but anything’s better than [...]

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Blahhhh

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Gold Surprise

This starts off way on the wrong side of freaky, featuring as it does a man dressed in a gold zentai suit rubbing himself like a kinky C-3PO. Then off that comes only to reveal what Shrek might look like if he got into the 1970s New York gay scene. What’s even more upsetting is [...]