SHHHH, you mustn’t tell. There’s nothing in this world more realistic than adverts for perfume and after shave, they manage to capture the day-to-day lives of all of us in a universal truth kind of thing. Or maybe they do the complete opposite, it’s hard to remember. Well this is the new fragrance from, well, [...]

What a difficult situation this is, you have Morgan Freeman coming to hunt and kill you but it’s Morgan Freeman with his soft, lovely, listenable voice, so how can you be terrified or even fight back? But he’s come to kill you. But he’s Morgan Freeman. But he’s come to kill you. But he’s Morgan [...]

You’ve probably not been exposed to very many PSY videos over the last few weeks and have no idea who he is, because the internet seems not to have picked up on the popularity of Gangnam Style. It’s the internet’s loss, however it has managed to scrape together one video about the Korean star and [...]

Jeez, this is kinda mean. This 4 year old kid adores his toy train which he’s even named “Stanley”. So what does dad do, he sends it off to space in a weather balloon. My god, the kid must’ve been distraught, he probably thought he’d never see his precious Stanley ever again. It’s disgraceful, some [...]

For most of us a night out on the town invokes imagery of fun and frolics and the potential of hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. For Misery Bear it means misery as his attempts at mating are in vain and he ends up puking in the street with only a kebab [...]

The lesson to be learned from this short animation is that butterflies are evil and if you see one, it probably means your day is about to get much more interesting. And by interesting that means total carnage as a chain of events are set off that result in a giant explosion and a school [...]

A million, no a kazillion-berkbillion-willion, cats were hurt during the making of this video. And if you’re having a hard time with that fact, then you can go eat cat shit and die, because sometimes cats have to die so that internet videos can get made. That’s just a cold, hard, cat-killing fact of life.

It’s back to the, ahem, drawing board for this video. And contrary to what you might think when watching this, it actually happened in real life. None of this was added using After Effects in post-production, it all happened for real and it just so happened someone was there with a camera to capture it [...]

You’ve probably not seen a cat video for at least a few seconds, so here’s a whole compilation of those furry felines showing why they will never, ever stop being the true rulers of the web. I wanted to be cynical about this video, but the opening section of the cat falling through the ceiling [...]

Considering this is Burning Man, this point of view shot is probably the sanest perspective you’re going to get with regards to footage of the week long mindfuck fest out in the middle of the Black Rock Desert in northern Nevada. So have a watch and smile and wish you where there.

Niiiice. Listen to this and all the stresses and troubles of the day will waft away on a cloud of smooth jazz, with this easy-on-the-ears version of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”. It may make metal fans cry salt tears because their anthem has been tarnished, but you can’t deny it has a certain snazzy appeal. Foot-tap-tastic!