The beautiful poignancy that can be elicited from putting a zombie in a penguin suit and playing some string music over the top. Instead of this flesh-eating undead maniac installing fear or mockery in us, we feel sorry for his dumb ass. Because, if he’s in a penguin suit he must’ve had some lame-ass job [...]

You could do worse in life then learning all 170 of these and quoting them in context when the chances arise. It’ll enrich your life, it’ll enrich anyone’s life who’s within listening distance. Because he may’ve had a diverse career that stretched from Westerns to cop thrillers and back to Westerns, but he always remained [...]

This is how you troll your son after you’ve left this mortal coil. Just because you’re lying six feet under doesn’t mean you can’t do some post-death wind ups. Bobby thought he was getting the timeshare in Albuquerque, but he gets something far more valuable to his pa, his collection of dildos. Yep, you read [...]

Leave it up to Method Man to rap about penis pumps in a Sour Patch Kids commercial. Somebody had to and no one else was going to step up so Method Man saw his calling and told it like it is. A seasoned rap veteran like him brings a certain dark charm to the arena [...]

Curiouser & curiouser… Reeee-spec to these people, bringing the science & the thirst for knowledge to the kids & the general dumbass public. People be too damn stoopid to want to know about the stuff of the science realm but these people don’t care, they will bring the edumacation & they will bring it hard. [...]

What to do when a mysterious device turns up on your front lawn that holds the secret to cinema itself? Well, best to push the button and see what happens, which you can probably guess by the name alone. Once activated it unleashes all manner of various generic plots from comedy-romance to action to film [...]

This is one lucky 8 year old boy, getting to hang out with a hot female rapper while she sings about her holiest of holies. You have to learn about the furry cup at some point, this seems like the perfect way to do so.

Formula 1 comes to a dirt track in Austin, Texas. Can I get a “YEE!!!” can I get “HAA!!!”. Obviously cowboys have to be involved and the car itself isn’t going to come out of this in the greatest shape. But who cares about little things like that when it looks like this much fun. [...]

As super-awesome mashups go, this one will rock those socks. Combining the winning formula of the Shaft theme, Star Wars, and that Guinness advert with the horse-wave then, before you know it, along comes the Chem Bros. with “Galvanize” and Fatboy Slimmings with “Praise You”. And then a whole load of other epicness and the [...]

How was your August/September? Were you out there winning like these people? Or were you out there losing like those people in the fail compilations? That’s a lot of questions just to watch a video, right? Well, maybe this whole piece of copy will be just questions… or will it?

This is one of those videos where you’re either going to love or hate this guy. Look at him hitchhiking across the USA and smugly avoiding getting eaten by giant rodents, drowning in pancakes or murdered by small town opinions. Jeez, some people have all the luck.