Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Playmobil Stop Motion – Joy Division’s “Transmission”

Oh hell yeah. A Playmobil Joy Division performing on the TV show ‘Something Else’ in a pretty much shot-for-shot remake of their last performance. Even down to Ian Curtis’s head jitterings. Amazing band, amazing idea, amazingly executed. Dance, dance, dance to the radio, y’all.

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Wrestling Bewbs

“Let’s get ready to F-U-M-B-L-E!!!!”. Welcome to the world of mammary man-handling, where nothing is fake…….*Wait, i’ll get back to you on that! Methinks this new sport would work sooo much better with far less clothing, the sound down, hands moved out the way and she just sat there bouncing up and down in the [...]

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Pole Dancing Wizard

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Sure to cast a spell on you, and all those other puns that you just know should be featured in a post such as this. I’ll leave it to the comments to get creative with that. Who knew Harry Potter fans were [...]

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Ozzy vs. Bieber vs. Best Buy

This is the extended advert of what was aired during the Super Bowl for Best Buy, with Ozzy looking like a washed up gladiator from The Grid and Bieber, well, Bieber looks like he always does: a teenage lesbian. Back in the dee Ozzy would’ve snorted a pipsqueak like Bieber for breakfast, or at least [...]

Monday, February 7th, 2011

Ultimate NooooOOOOOoooOOO! Compilation

You can’t beat a good “NOOOOOOO!!!”, it sums up all the drama and over-the-top appeal of fictionalized moving images. And here are a bunch of them all edited together for our pleasure. They’re all here, long, short, epic, slow, fast, anguished, punctual. All of them. YEEEEEEEAAAAASSS!

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Most Illegal Wrestling Move EVER!

All those naysayers that talk about how wrestling’s a fake sport, well here’s the evidence to prove you wrong. Take that! Just watch what happens in this clip and then tell me that it’s all a set up. How could something like this happen if they were all just acting, huh? Riddle me that Mr [...]

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

“That’s Life” by Martin Andersen

Prepare to experience AWESOME gone insane! You know how it is, you’ve been out on the sauce all night. Why not, but then suddenly you’re booted out of the bar and left to find your way home. Time for the booze compass to kick in, which fortunately it does, but guides you home via the [...]

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Benny Hinn – Dark Lord of the Sith

Looks like this televangelist has been under the tutorage of Yoda and turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. OK, so the bearded one can maybe throw some bolts of lightning or smite the odd heathen swine, but that pales in comparison to wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like [...]

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Space: The Final Paper Plane Frontier

NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Pale Kid Raps Faster! (Mac Lethal)

And so. The great rap battle of pale white kids 2011 begins. (Pale kid raps ‘fast’ was SO yesterday!) It’ll go down in history as a time of such cultural richness, of such fertile artistic abundance that the Italian Renaissance will be a barely remembered footnote to it. Paler. Faster. Gayer.

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Pink Ponies

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party. They had a strategy, let hype build organically, and targeted the right people. Her friends. And then [...]