The legend that is Zefrank returns to Youtube to point out that your eyes are stupid. Yes, just your ones and no one else. Using a selection of brain-melting optical illusions and his very best Rosie Perez impression he will mock you while messing with your mind and neural cortex until you finally can’t take [...]

You’ve seen him do “Sexy and I Know It” and “Born This Way ” – Obama definitely likes to sing, we know that. He also likes killing people with drones. Maybe one day the two activities will meet, but until that fateful day, why not enjoy him singing Carly Rae’s hit, with a little help [...]

After many years of bloodshed and horror, the US and Iraq have decided to throw in the towel. But as always, things aren’t quite as simple as just shaking hands and adding each other to the Christmas card list. No, instead there’s a small issues that needs to be resolved. A small issue of a [...]

Sometimes it’s hard being a heterosexual. Everyone likes a night in with their buddy, but not when your buddy keeps getting his dick out and thinking it’s hilarious. In fact, if you’ve seen his schlong more than once a week then you might want to review the dynamic of your relationship and possibly come to [...]

In what universe do weak men pay a boxing coach to tell them they are crap? This one of course. What a job, getting paid to abuse Wall Street nerds who are about as athletic as a bowl of soup. This guy gets to come along and give them hell, dishing out more ritual humiliation [...]

It’s time for some payback and it aint pretty, especially if you are a child molester. In a predatory world you may think you’re top of the sexual food chain, but while you’re perving over your own sick desires someone is perving over you perving over them. It’s complicated but people’s love-lives always are. Just [...]

Nope, he’s not some evil warlord intent on taking over the world with his fleet of submersibles, this guy (of ‘Joe Goes’ fame) has got 50,000 subscriptions on his YouTube channel and he’s made a song and dance about it. But rightfully so, after all with that many subs he is king of the internet [...]

If Family Guy has done nothing else–and to be fair it’s done plenty–then it’s given us the comedic beauty that is the epic chicken fight between Peter and the coupon chicken. Here is one of the most epic ones, watch it from beginning to end or you’ll be thrown off the internet.

LOL! Fat People! Wait, isn’t it wrong to make fun of people with weight problems? Well, it doesn’t look like George Carlin gives a f#ck as he draws on the wealth of material he had as an American to lay into the fatties, those people with thyroid problems, with big bones, and who are so [...]

Where would we all be without the monthly fail roundups, giving us our dose of schadenfreude every 4 weeks so we can mock these poor fools for failing at life. We roll our heads back and let out a guttural laugh at bones being broken, faces being planted, nuts being shot.

If Michael Bay moved into directing movies from inappropriate video games, this would be what his version of Tetris would look like. A simple puzzler of a game becomes an extinction-level threat where tiled-shapes are the greatest adversary the world has seen since that time we all thought Y2K was going to end earth.