Do bears sh#t in the woods? No. They sit around and smoke dope! This one’ll get you through the infectious sound of her laughter, as this newsreader tries to deliver a story about a marijuana plantation that was guarded by 13 bears, a big dog, a Vietnamese pig and a raccoon. No wonder she couldn’t [...]

If Jim Henson had given a shit about last night’s leftovers he may’ve had the heart to make something like this. Instead we get Fozzie Bear and it’s left to Dave Green to give the gift of life to a ham sandwich, some celery, spaghetti, mayo and all that other crap you have festering in [...]

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo, who does all those Disney remixes, except this one’s got lots of [...]

The actual title to this track is “shove the f#cking ipad up your motherf#cking arse you motherf#cking f#cking f#ck”. So from that we can gather that this is one angry young lady. But anger is good, anger can be used to make a YouTube video about deriding Apple products. Steve Jobs could use it on [...]

Everyone knows that kung-fu should only be used in self-defence, so you can just pretend you know it, and that in itself is a kind of self-defence, so therefore just saying you know it is a sort of ninja move. The only problem you’ll find is that it could get tricky if you actually have [...]

Taking as the starting point “Like a G6″ by Far East Movement, this guy gives it some added nerd by making the song about role playing, and not the kind that’s usually reserved for behind closed bedroom doors. But the kind that involves swords, dressing up like an extra from Middle Earth and slaying some [...]

Asian Carp have overrun the Illinois River in Peoria, and only one may could save the it from this foreign pest. Using a samurai sword and a shredder claw he took to the water on water skis and set about slicing and dicing these unwanted fish out of existence. If you’re an Asian carp and [...]

Just be thankful you’re not this woman, flexing her mouth muscles using some weird contraption that no one should put within hundred metres of their entire being let alone their mouth. And to think this was being actively encouraged by the Looseleaf Beauty Report in the early 1990s. What sort of twisted cocktail of drugs [...]

There’s nothing better than buying fresh, heading to your local farmers market and getting some lovely healthy produce, taking it home and then proceeding to rub it over your body and start getting all nasty with it, like Farm Fresh Girl does. Why just consume when you can be a food pervert? Weird.

So Osama’s bin laden to rest and now the world has to suffer the slings and arrows of man penis in tight pants. Ah well, at least it has a catchy tune and at least they’re not kissing in public because then, quite obviously, the fabric of reality would unravel and death would consume us [...]

So Osama’s bin laden to rest and the world is now completely safe from evil and children can skip through meadows of wonder into the fields of hope where daisies chant the holy name of peace on earth for all mankind. Woo and a-hoo! He was the bad guy, right? We are all gonna be [...]