Osama may’ve been caught, but he hasn’t released a short film parodying the single that launched his career as an obnoxious bratty rich kid singing about partying in a meta-parody of himself that features just about every Hollywood actor who’s ever stepped in front of a camera. And his compound probably never saw the thrilling [...]

The scream that keeps on screaming, sound designer Benjamin Burtt Jr. discovered the original recording (it was labelled “Man being eaten by alligator”) and used it in a little movie he was involved in called Star Wars. Being a man who liked to rinse the hell out of something and milk it until it was [...]

Prepare to experience awesome! Forget about the filmic turds that are Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Terminator Salvation, any self-respecting cyborg would know that this is the true 3rd part to complete the trilogy. It’s quite simply, incredimazing. So good it warrants making up a new word that is a barbarism of two [...]

It’s time for your morning music fix of Euro-techno happy hardcore wake-up call to the power of hard dance, complete with raving mulleted Germans going ze crazy in a motor car. Crank it up real loud, and if you’re sat at work, take your headphones out so the whole office can hear, stand on your [...]

Just because you’re a hardass marine fighting a grim war in the deserts of Afghanistan doesn’t mean you can’t lip synch an amazing performance of Britney Spears’ “Hold It Against Me”, which the woman herself has given her official shaved-head stamp of approval. They’ve got long careers as pop stars waiting for them when they [...]

Well now isn’t this just so darn cute, Hessian Hobbies help dads connect with their children through the medium of craft. Helping build that father-daughter bond until it’s a concrete structure of positive energies and love. What exactly do they make, you ask? Little clay models that they can shoot the crap out of, which [...]

I kinda feel sorry for Brad, he has the virtual world at his fingertips, eagerly awaiting his next spellbinding webcast and you can almost smell the leet hormone getting ready to do its work – THEN….the gods of the internet decide that Brad is destined for the fate of n00b….the result is magical….”OH GOD, I [...]

The stirring emotion, the rising crescendo of music to accompany the character’s story arc boiled down to a few concise minutes while revealing just enough but not too much about the film in question. This trailer has it all, it ticks every box that needs to be ticked. All it needs is some overblown praise [...]

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. Apart from the form of a human child. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake? Ewww, in that case it’s disgusting, what kind of sick, [...]

Intergalactic pr0n is what those Jedi knights were really searching for. Using the Force they were seeking out the finest adult entertainment the universe could offer. Featuring an abundance of purple lightsabers and strange creatures from all over the galaxy, in a film that is the holy grail of weird fetish alien porn. Plus an [...]

Finally, this has been invented. Instead of using a credit card that you’ve maxed out a thousand times and are barely able to use without alarms bells ringing and your personal debt spiralling, this handy invention lets you pay in sperm. The world’s first sperm ATM, for the donor on the go. It’s like a [...]