Forget the historical precedence of the Arab’s corrupt regimes falling under the weight of popular uprisings demanding democracy. Forget about the ecological damage that is being wrought upon the earth; forget about financial institutions bringing the world’s economy to the brink of collapse and remaining unrepentant; forget about Japan suffering at the hands of a [...]

And you thought you’d got away with not having to see or hear more of Rebecca Black after last week’s barrage. Well, tough luck because as it’s Friday you get to sing along, badly and out of synch, to this version which is, just like the title says, interpreted by a bad lip reader. So [...]

How would you react to something like this happening to you as your strolled down the street minding your own? Suddenly the hedge or stack of bin bags you were casually strolling past that looked so innocent and harmless come to life and start attacking you. Probably the only reason he’s avoided being shot is [...]

People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings? About their bigoted, racist feelings? It’s not all hate and violence and rancid attitudes to your fellow human being, they can [...]

YAY! I get to have a lightsaber fight with Ashens….But first: Technology, people think it’s doing us good. But it’s not, it’s doing us bad. Before you know it we won’t be able to take a shit without the aid of an iPhone app telling us how to squat and open our bowels. So it’s [...]

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person, she says right at the beginning. And you know when someone starts a sentence, let along a bigoted monologue, with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be racist/sexist/idiotic. [...]

Professor Cox, renowned drug fiend explores the cosmos. How? Not because he’s a particle physicist, a Royal Society University Research Fellow and a professor at the University of Manchester. Hell no, that pales into insignificance when it comes to getting crazy on mescaline and astral projecting through space-time. Science has got nothing on psychedelics.

You know what day it is, right? It’s Fridaaaaaay! It’s Rebecca Black day, the day she loves soooo much she has to mention it like a thousand zillion times in a pop song that manages to cover every annoying, soul-destroying teen pop slop cliché in the glittery pop sparkle book of cack. The only saving [...]

The acceptable face of Hollywood geekhood and just two pretty cool guys in general take on two of the greatest film characters to ever grace that scene in Star Wars with C-3PO and R2-D2 crossing the Tatooine desert, while bitching and moaning at each other like a couple of bickering kids. But then, Nick Frost [...]

Everyone loves cooking, right? All those pots and pans and sweating and then it turning out looking like a congealed lump of monkey crud. What’s not to like? Especially if you’re the privileged granddaughter of a famous children’s author, right Ms Dahl? As if the world of modeling wasn’t enough for you, now you’re riding [...]

With the new iPad 2 Apple will once again change the world. By making us all lust after something we don’t really need and can’t really afford. Technology we didn’t know we needed until all our friends and fellow human beings who sit opposite us on the bus had it and then made you realise [...]