Prepare to experience AWESOME gone insane! You know how it is, you’ve been out on the sauce all night. Why not, but then suddenly you’re booted out of the bar and left to find your way home. Time for the booze compass to kick in, which fortunately it does, but guides you home via the [...]

Looks like this televangelist has been under the tutorage of Yoda and turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. OK, so the bearded one can maybe throw some bolts of lightning or smite the odd heathen swine, but that pales in comparison to wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like [...]

Those death-heavy-Satan-black-metal fans get younger every year. In my day you’d sacrifice children as young as that to Golthacultmicon, the slathering, unholy demon-god of metal who only spoke in shrieks and farted distorted guitar sounds. Now they’re the ones running the operation. Still, good to see the young ‘uns projectile vomiting blood.

And so. The great rap battle of pale white kids 2011 begins. (Pale kid raps ‘fast’ was SO yesterday!) It’ll go down in history as a time of such cultural richness, of such fertile artistic abundance that the Italian Renaissance will be a barely remembered footnote to it. Paler. Faster. Gayer.

Here’s something to try today, take bets with your co-workers as to how long they can listen to this on repeat in a single sitting. If they go over 3 minutes then they are king/queen of the internets. This is what the Golden Globes is all about; crazy laughter, Brendan Fraser clapping like Errol Flynn’s [...]

Where would we be without the supercut. We’d find ourselves with not much to do but watch pr0n and, well, watch more pr0n. Not such a bad existence. But sometimes your eyes need a break, just like your wrist does, and that’s where the supercut comes in. This one involves people excusing themselves. Now, if [...]

Boxes are, like, totally dope yo. Arts and crafts is just the most pimpin’ shiz you ever do witnizz and this song pays dues to that most gangster of containers, the box. It’s about time too, we be using them for all sorts of storage since, like, 40 years or so. Maybe 45. “If you [...]

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party. They had a strategy, let hype build organically, and targeted the right people. Her friends. And then [...]

Stephen Fry, the fat gay Twitter queen of the internet who’s actually a comic creation of PG Wodehouse, dribbles on about trolls and getting distressed by their trolling ways. Whatever Stephen, why don’t you take your iPad and shove it up your saggy buttock hole you jumped up piece of overstretched scrotum. Lolz.

So that was 2010. What will 2011 hold in store for Rémi, will he take a turn in French politics bringing about a fall in unemployment and uniting the disparate lower and middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry from the local supermarket and throwing it into oncoming [...]

“One fap to rule them all!”. If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural (unlike their freaky hairy feet) and you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe. However, you wouldn’t [...]