Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit block of flats, watching her fly through the air while her blood-curdling screams of terror bounce around off the other dilapidated buildings, risking her life for a [...]

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, you know, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor and let’s gurn this weekend away. Whoop-whoop! That’s the sound of a Sunday come down. Slamming [...]

Whether you’re Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman, Kick-Ass, Spartacus, or whoever. You always need an introduction, and how you go about that matters because it’s going to be the first impression you make on your audience, don’t want them to think you’re a major asshole, do you? Well, unless you are Major Asshole.

It’s nearing the festive holidays, so that means some fat guy with a beard telling us to go f#ck ourselves. And he’s not even Santa. This is always my favourite part of the season of goodwill, when somebody sings abuse at you for not liking stuff. And it’s a time to reflect on how selfish [...]

You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion like a wobbling mass of fat. It’ll really set your day on fire, give you that boost you needed to carry you through the afternoon and into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of [...]

Erm, OK. Not quite sure what this is all about. A ninja walks into a bedroom, brutally slays two teenagers then starts getting his groove on with a couple of his ninja bros. It must make sense to somebody, maybe somebody strung out on horse tranquillisers. Yeah, that’s what we’re missing. Somebody go get some [...]

Looks like a lot of people hurt themselves last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things. The question to ask now is, will December be able to come up with the goods [...]

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really. Ecstasy is a helluva drug, and performing moves like this in a public swimming pool whilst pulling your bikini out of [...]

There are many drunken pranks you can play on your passed out friend. The classic draw all over their face — giant penises & gay slurs a must. Or there’s the Buckaroo, piling them with furniture, pets, books, knives, urine. Or you could stimulate their GREATEST fear of being buried alive, sending them into a [...]

The Hawaii dudes who brought you Chain Surfing Extreme are back with a new set. When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the [...]

This is quite simply brilliant. Michael Bay’s version would’ve been particularly amazing, Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook on Alcatraz Island to save the internet from exploding and releasing a bunch of mercenary robots who will take over the world and sell our information to corporations. Cue slow-mo and thundering music.