Just because you’re older doesn’t automatically qualify you to be wiser. Plus, pranking people in public never gets old, no matter how many times you’ve seen and done it, especially when they’re younger and dumber and you get to manipulate them because you’re old and they trust you. With pension schemes going down the toilet [...]

It’s about time we had an Oliver Stone movie in the same vein as Natural Born Killers and this comes close. Taylor Kitsch & Aaron Johnson (”I’m Kick-Ass”) are two stoners who grow some weed and then find themselves facing off against a Mexican drug cartel who have kidnapped their girlfriend, which they share. Oo-er. [...]

If heaven is real then i’m hoping that there is someone like this, dressed like this, with music like this, in a bedroom like this, waiting for me…like this, ready to indulge my every whim and spend an eternity rolling around in slow-motion on a dreamy bed. If not i’ll settle for the lovely Candice [...]

If you want to put kids off drugs and booze then show them videos of Hollywood stars who’ve dedicated their lives to these twin addictions and come back defeated. Ms Lohan was a beautiful starlet and now her face shows the ravages that too much good times can do to a girl. I still would [...]

It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true. Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants [...]

It’s Friday so, you know, put the cynicism to one side for a few minutes, bury the hatred for all mankind, and lets all come together in peace and love and celebrate people. Yay people! They’re amazing, look at them surfing and dancing and driving and doing all the good stuff. But not you, you’re [...]

The earth sure does look purdy from up there in the cosmos, and this time-lapse video proves it–showing as it does the stars from low earth orbit as viewed from the International Space Station. All it needs is Carl Sagan’s soothing interplanetary ramblings over the top and it would be perfection.

Talk about gate-crashing other brands commercials and hogging the limelight! Bounce Dryer Bar is so awesome using it will cause a giant, pumped-up dude to come crashing through your kitchen wall on a jetski. But don’t worry, because he’ll leave soon enough by flying through the ceiling. If this doesn’t sell their product by the [...]

If you’ve not seen season one of Game of Thrones, you should stop what you’re doing right now, torrent the shit out of it then watch it, because season two draws ever nearer. If you have seen it then take a look at this behind the scenes teaser for the new series and jizz in [...]

Mitt Romney, he could be the next president of the USA if he has his way, but just who is this silver-tinted rich schmuck who dodges taxes and eats newborn babies for breakfast? Who’s the real Mitt Romney, not the media persona carefully created by his advisers? You won’t find out here but you’ll have [...]

You will have never have heard or understand freestyle ramblings like this before. Seriously, you won’t have. But don’t worry yourself about a little thing like that. Instead just enjoy the madness and be grateful that you can’t really understand what the hell she’s saying, it’s probably extremely dull. Bring on the weirdness.