Entries Tagged as 'holy f#ck!'

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Mega Wave in Slow-Mo

Waves, huh? When they’re not coming down on you at terrifying speeds, drowning you with their immense nature power, they can be pretty cool. Mostly from a vantage point of being sat at home watching the majestic beauty of the ones at surf paradise Teahupoo shot on a Phantom HD camera. Then you can really [...]

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Zombie’s Day Out

The slow, stumbling dragging of the feet along the floor. It can only be two things, really drunk people whose shoes have seen better days or ZOMBIES!!!! And although zombies are known for their love of devouring the flesh of the living, they also like going for days out like the rest of us. You [...]

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Thanks, Smokey!

Well, this is all a bit weird. But at least it has a group of women jiggling their asses about in a field dressed as sheep. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in [...]

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Dub FX – “Love Someone”

The internet loves this guy, but outside of its cyberwalls no one’s heard of him. He’s one of those rapper type chaps who walks around with his synthesizer like a travelling nomad, playing his music wherever he lays his hat, laying down rhythms for passersby. He should defo go on the X-Factor. In fact, he [...]

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Portal: No Escape

You’ve got to love fan films, refreshing the parts of fanboys and girls that film companies are just to afraid too reach. And you can most certainly fap to this, if you’re a fan of the Portal game series. It has a well worn opening of someone (a woman) waking up in a room alone, [...]

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Blahhhh

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Cereal

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. But no one likes eating cereal when it gets interrupted by cereal stealing mofos, taking all that lovely fresh stock your ma just bought down the cereal shop. But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with [...]

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Deftones – “You’ve Seen The Butcher (Mustard Pimp Remix)”

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. It’s Monday, the day on the internet where music is shared, so why not give this a listen to and start your week off like it was a Friday night rave, in the kind of club you’d NOT want to frequent in Blade 2. Throw [...]

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Zombie Dubstep Dance France

In France it seems, even the zombies like dubstep. And they seem to have those slavering undead maniacs quite well trained, where instead of mindlessly attacking humans and ripping the flesh from their bones, they’d rather execute a well rehearsed dance routine for us all to enjoy.

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Planet Earth – London

The great Sir David Attenborough narrates us through some of the running battles that overtook London over the last 5 days. It was a surreal turn of events, one that even Sir Dave would shake his head at the tragedy of it all, but the uncanny resemblance about what everyone’s favourite luvvie is rambling on [...]

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

PONPONPON

With the world in ruin: riots in England, numbers losing their integrity, Obama getting all those grey hairs. What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.