Entries Tagged as 'holy f#ck!'

Tuesday, May 6th, 2014

This is What Actual Food Pr0n Would Look Like

You often hear people talking about #foodporn, about how social media and TV is riddled with the stuff, lots of celebrity (and wannabe) chefs and critics talking about a slow-cooked pig’s elbow that’s been cooking on hot coals for ten years giving it a flavor akin to nirvana for the tastebuds.

Monday, May 5th, 2014

Meet 60 Year Old Skateboarder Neal “The Dude” Unger

Skateboarding may be thought of a young person’s sport, but that isn’t going to stop 60-year-old skateboarder Neal “The Dude” Unger from showing the youngsters how it’s done—in this short profile film Neal explains how he sees skating as a way to regulate body and mind, a kind of form of meditation.

Sunday, May 4th, 2014

sssShawnnnn – Pizza Rolls (metal x EDM mashup)

So this guy’s buddy left his Midi Fighter 3D at his house, most people would probably be like, “I’ll just throw it in the cupboard and text him that I have it, he can come collect it while it gathers dust”. Not this guy, he uses it to create this awesome mashup, that just blows [...]

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

Elton John And System of a Down Combine For Crocodile Chops

Two songs you probably wouldn’t necessarily associate with one another, System of a Down’s “Chop Suey” and Elton John’s upbeat “Crocodile Rock”, get mashed up together for surprisingly listenable results. Mash-up artist Neil Cicierega is the man behind the mix, slowing down the pace of ‘Chop Suey’ to fit the more laidback vibe of ‘Crocodile [...]

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

This is The Worst Way To Announce Your Pregnancy Possible

All parents and soon-to-be parents are excited about announcing a pregnancy, but not every one of them sees fit to impart that knowledge with a terrible video set to Taylor Swift’s song “We Are Never, Ever Ever Getting Back Together”, with the lyrics changed to comply with their new baby news.

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

This Andrew Marbach Vine Compilation is Pretty Damn Funny

There’s plenty of wannabe comedians chucking out Vine videos into the ether and hoping something will stick, but this compilation of snippets of humor from Andrew Marbach is actually pretty good. There’s plenty of gags (lots of boner jokes) that the immature person who resides inside you can throw away a carefree laugh at.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2014

How To Conceal a Boner

If you’re a man, chances are you’ve needed to conceal a boner at one time on your life. But the question is: what method works best? The pillow in front of the groin, the slightly bending backwards and walking like you’re a hunchback, looking at Martha Stewart’s food tweets? Or maybe you’ve tried out some [...]

Wednesday, April 30th, 2014

Harry Potter VS Star Wars: A Jedi Takes on a Wizard

What starts as a bunch of friends hanging out and playing video games, very quickly descends into all out Jedi versus wizard warfare, as a lightsaber and magic wand duel it out in an epic battle that can only end in death. And blood. And some geeky references thrown in to LOTR for good measure.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2014

Worst (Or Maybe Best?) Cover of “Juicy” by Notorious B.I.G. Ever

If you were looking for something that was gonna teach you how to hate today, then you need look no further than this embryo of a boy who’s about as street as a green field in spring time. Why he choose to cover this particular Biggie track, that’s a big eff-you to all the [...]

Tuesday, April 29th, 2014

Japanese Teen Brushes His Teeth Using a Gun

Brushing your teeth, it’s a routine morning and evening task that’s about as exciting as watching someone else brush their teeth. But this Japanese teen, known as tokioFN on YouTube, added some excitement to this boring necessity, by attaching a toothbrush to an automatic pistol to see how that works. And it works OK… ish—it’s [...]

Tuesday, April 29th, 2014

Go Inside a Freaky Massage Parlour in Music Vid For Tobacco’s “Streaker”

Eric Wareheim, from Tim & Eric, isn’t unfamiliar to releasing creepy, freaky music videos onto a suspecting internet, so we can all have a watch and then put down our mouse pads and say, “That’s enough internet for today, thank you.” And so Wareheim is at it again with this video for Tobacco’s—Black Moth Super [...]