The new Muppets movie is coming to a screen relatively near you in March, but before then comes this hilarious trailer which perfectly mocks internet outrage, as fans of the show become enraged and incensed (and spout nonsense) at why the show hasn’t been nominated best picture for realz and a few hundred other awards [...]

Imagine it’s the 1980s, imagine there was an OTT kung fu cop comedy that you hadn’t seen but you really, really needed to see—well, it might not be the 80s any more but that doesn’t mean they can’t live on in this movie, which combines all the best and worst and intermediary things from 80s [...]

The journey may be unexpected but there was every expectation that they’d stretch a slim novel into hours and hours of film so they could stretch the release over three years and cream the maximum amount of profit from it. But of course they will, they’re the movie industry—and if you’ve been forced to sit [...]

OK, it’s time to look back at the year and realise how many movies you haven’t seen—just what have you been doing with your time? Using pitch-perfect editing, this mashup seamlessly journeys from movie to movie, showing you films you wish you’d caught at the cinema to movies you can just pretend you’ve seen so [...]

Lars von Trier trolls controversy itself with this new film of his featuring real sex scenes — it’s gonna be five hours long and will be released as two films with von Trier leaving the softcore theatrical version to be edited by somebody else. Definitely not the sort of film you’d want to watch with [...]

For such an awesome concept, namely giant robots and giant monsters beating the crap out of each other, how can this film get so universally panned? Phrases like “An insult to sight itself!” and “WHY LORD, WHY?” often get thrown at you if you ask someone if they’ve seen it, but at least one good [...]

Sure The Avengers was an awesome movie, but it doesn’t matter how much awesome something contains, it can always be improved with some added derp, in fact this is so good that they should consider bringing out a derp edition of the entire movie, the internet would completely lose its shit over it and they [...]

Forget watching Gravity, this is the film you really need to go and see! OK, there might be some spoilers here, so be careful if you’ve not been to an IKEA store before. But for those that have, it really captures the essence of what it’s like to be trapped in there, lost and alone [...]

So Conan has an exclusive on the new Batman Vs. Superman trailer and it looks like BatFleck is going to be quite casual when it comes to Batman’s dress code, he’s kept the all-important mask, but instead of favoring the suit and the bat belt with all the gadgets, he’s gone for a beige shirt [...]

While you may not know it, there is one single gang that are behind every single childhood prank there ever was. But their time has come, because an FBI agent is about to go undercover and infiltrate them and bust them wide open — so depending on whether you’re a member of the Pen 15 [...]

It was a time for another shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie! From the idiotic recesses of his butt hole comes another turd of an idea that is so bad, it’s very existence proves that Hollywood has been overtaken by halfwits who are bent on destroying the good work the district has done for movies over [...]