Entries Tagged as 'movie'

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

The Brocial Network

Aka The ‘Douche Network’, full of beer-guzzling, brotastic frats. Puking up Yager through their nostrils, binge injecting kegs of beer into their buttholes and partaking in all sorts of real dumbass behaviour, for they are men. And not just any men, but bro-men. Just don’t call them gay. Even though they like getting wasted and [...]

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Benny Hinn – Dark Lord of the Sith

Looks like this televangelist has been under the tutorage of Yoda and turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. OK, so the bearded one can maybe throw some bolts of lightning or smite the odd heathen swine, but that pales in comparison to wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like [...]

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Natalie Portman Golden Globes Laugh Loop

Here’s something to try today, take bets with your co-workers as to how long they can listen to this on repeat in a single sitting. If they go over 3 minutes then they are king/queen of the internets. This is what the Golden Globes is all about; crazy laughter, Brendan Fraser clapping like Errol Flynn’s [...]

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Now, If You’ll Excuse Me…

Where would we be without the supercut. We’d find ourselves with not much to do but watch pr0n and, well, watch more pr0n. Not such a bad existence. But sometimes your eyes need a break, just like your wrist does, and that’s where the supercut comes in. This one involves people excusing themselves. Now, if [...]

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Ricky Gervais Has HUGE Golden Globes!

Loosely following on with our Glee theme (Chris Colfer won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a TV series), prepare for an Englishman to tell Hollywood how it ‘really’ is in last night’s 68th Golden Globes award ceremony. Sparing no punches and probably killing any chance of future film work Mr. Gervais proved [...]

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Lord of the Rings: Two Tiny Towers

“One fap to rule them all!”. If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural (unlike their freaky hairy feet) and you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe. However, you wouldn’t [...]

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

The ‘Other’ 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

It’s a supercut of the “other” 100 best movie insults of all time. And it’s ten minutes long, can your attention span last that – oh look a dog with a fluffy tail! Simpson’s references aside, this is worth the watch because, you know, movies are cool and insulting people’s cool. So the two together [...]

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Good One [Movie Laughter Supercut]

Lots of lolage from the movies set to Claude Debussy’s “Claire de Lune”. And it just goes to show laughter is the best medicine, unless you’ve been brutally trampled upon by a rampaging herd of startled buffalo, then you’re probably better off going with morphine.

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

250 Introductions of 185 People, Groups & Things

Whether you’re Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman, Kick-Ass, Spartacus, or whoever. You always need an introduction, and how you go about that matters because it’s going to be the first impression you make on your audience, don’t want them to think you’re a major asshole, do you? Well, unless you are Major Asshole.

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Fight Club: Penis

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton or as they’re collectively known: Tyler Durden, sing that old blues standard, the classic “Penor Song”. Muddy Waters used to tour this little number and I believe it’s what inspired Eric Clapton to write his classic track, “The Man With Two Penises”. Fight Club, was the most significant piece of [...]