A long time ago, in what seems like an alternate universe, MTV used to, bizarrely, play music videos. I know, right? And back then, before reality TV was the modus operandi for every TV station, they’d play videos like this one with a dancing dwarf in it, for Men Without Hats’ track “The Safety Dance”. [...]

One Direction’s ear-poison of a song “What Makes You Beautiful” is made into something far more listenable as Overly Attached Girlfriend gives it some lyrics that are far more interesting and exciting than the crap One Direction spew out of their gormless faces. If you’re Taylor Swift, hopefully you won’t be too offended.

Two big British bands together for the first time courtesy of the art of the mashup, so the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter” gets mixed up with Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” for a whole lotta good times. If you ever wanted to know what the super group may’ve sounded like that contained Page, Plant, Bonham, Jones, McCartney, [...]

If you’re a Christian and you want to remain chaste but also wouldn’t mind indulging in some bedroom activity then there’s only one way to go about it — and that’s what this song’s all about. It’s about showing your love for the Lord by taking it in the butt. That shows dedication to our [...]

You might not know Patrice Wilson by name, but you’ll know him from his shitty viral ear diseases he infests on the world through YouTube videos like Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and Nicole Westbrook’s “Thanksgiving”. But rather than go away and hole himself up in a cave never to be seen again, which would be the [...]

Mashups are a ubiquitous practice because digital technology makes it all so easy, but how about if you did a 16 track live mashup on a 23 year old Tascam 1” tape machine? You’d be pretty impressed with yourself, wouldn’t you? Ithaca Audio did just that to celebrate 50 years of the cassette tape, that [...]

This is how you deliver a responsible message to the kids, using foul-mouthed language to get it across to them. That way in amongst the expletives they’ll get the anti-drugs message that basslines are so much more rad than lines of ket. Sure, it might slightly terrify very young children as they hear Dizzy’s rasping [...]

Look! See it swimming. You can’t really do much to one of the greatest songs of all time to make it better, but this is a good effort. Nothing beats Frank Black singing it in a dirty t-shirt looking like your local pot dealer from 1992. And you don’t necessarily need the beatboxing over it, [...]

This crazy Dutch rap band like nothing more than beautiful women, and not so beautiful women as well. They don’t really care, as long as you’re coming onto them on the dance floor then they’ll celebrate you in this ode to the female form. Thank god the lyrics are all in Dutch, otherwise we’d all [...]

Bet you didn’t expect to see a group of mariachis dressed as Eskimos singing East 17’s Christmas hit ‘Stay Another Day’ when you woke up this morning. But, you know, that’s why the internet’s such a great place, because it’s full of surprises that will enrich your life. Or at the very least, make with [...]

It’s the holiday season, which means we must put aside our prejudices and leave any ideas of taste back in November. So cast your Scrooge-like attitude aside, put down your usual skepticism and hate, because it’s time to embrace the cast of TOWIE and X-Factor contestants singing Slade’s mega-hit “Merry Christmas Everybody”–all in aid of [...]