Well, now this is a very informative video. You’ll learn a lot about indoor jacuzzi systems & the PH value of a vajayjay for one. And who doesn’t have a gaping whole in their knowledge of that? It also has a lot of hot women bumping their lady gardens together as some sort of comment [...]

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak! Sure, she may look weird and sound like a shit, but anything’s better than [...]

The internet loves this guy, but outside of its cyberwalls no one’s heard of him. He’s one of those rapper type chaps who walks around with his synthesizer like a travelling nomad, playing his music wherever he lays his hat, laying down rhythms for passersby. He should defo go on the X-Factor. In fact, he [...]

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. It’s Monday, the day on the internet where music is shared, so why not give this a listen to and start your week off like it was a Friday night rave, in the kind of club you’d NOT want to frequent in Blade 2. Throw [...]

In France it seems, even the zombies like dubstep. And they seem to have those slavering undead maniacs quite well trained, where instead of mindlessly attacking humans and ripping the flesh from their bones, they’d rather execute a well rehearsed dance routine for us all to enjoy.

With the world in ruin: riots in England, numbers losing their integrity, Obama getting all those grey hairs. What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.

The 90s are so now! Even though they were, like, over ten years ago. So make sure you casually leave this medley of hits playing on your computer as you walk off to collect a print out of the lyrics to Saved by the Bell, wearing your new LA Gear Lights while humming along to [...]

There’s something about these two, something that gives them the X factor. Maybe it’s their matching bellies or the way that if you swapped their clothes around you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They’re going to be big stars, maybe they could sit on Justin Bieber and do us all a favour.

On paper the idea sounds lamewad to the extremous: Billie Jean on a ukulele. But in practice James Hill here turns it into a slow beat piece of badass. And right after he’s finished his set, that ukulele in the top left hand corner’s going to get his mic turned on for 30mins of standup. [...]

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. With verve, with succinct wit, with no top on, grandpa calls Rebecca Black a bitch, her mom a lesbian bitch and generally tells it like it [...]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another crud-filled single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection for supplying a historical path to this shitefest. If you start tapping [...]