It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really. Ecstasy is a helluva drug, and performing moves like this in a public swimming pool whilst pulling your bikini out of [...]

Some shocking news in this second installment, poor Chorus Guy. But the rest of the collective are keeping it real with their raps about bees and polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot. And MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. [...]

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’, just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all [...]